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04 Apr 2020 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 4th April 2020

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Top 10 Central Midfielders

03 Apr 2020 19:23:53
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Top 10 Central Midfielders

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03 Apr 2020 18:54:48
JADON SANCHO'S WORDS: "Ronaldinho was the main guy I used to watch on YouTube. But I liked Frank Lampard quite a lot and Didier Drogba when they were playing for Chelsea. They were the three players I looked up to. "
I don't know if these words will actually have any bearing with respect to where he decides to play come summer?

{Ed002's Note - He does not have any choice to make.}

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03 Apr 2020 19:16:26
His big choice is spaghetti hoops on toast or fish fingers and chips for tea tonight.

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03 Apr 2020 10:34:11
If you could sign any 4 players to improve our team going into next season if next season even happens who would you sign obviously realistic targets ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ
Gk. Onano
Cb. a dominant cb to play alongside christensen, giminez for athletico would be my pick
Lb. Alex telles maybe? or tagliafico
striker. Lautaro martinez

sancho would be my number 1 player id love us to sign but wev signed ziyech who i think will be incredible and we have cho willian and pulisic so i don't see why the club would blow the budget on 1 player while we need improving elsewhere the back line been the key area.

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03 Apr 2020 10:50:14
1 donnarumma because onana everytime I hear his name I sing the Beyonce song and its annoying lol
2 angelino I know he's city but I think he would suit us
3 partey

4 jovic.

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03 Apr 2020 12:24:08
1. Henderson (GK)
2. Upamecano (CB)
3. Telles (LB)
4. Martinez (ST)

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03 Apr 2020 13:09:18
I think Donnarumma or Onana would be huge risks - I would much prefer a goalkeeper tried and tested in the PL.

GK - Henderson / Ramsdale / Pope / or even Joe Hart

CB - de Ligt

In the hole - Lautaro Martinez (not going to happen unfortunately)

ST - Jovic (on loan)

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03 Apr 2020 15:43:01
thats rihanans song haha g zola๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i think jovic could be a great shout mdw i also like the mentioned partey he's a real midfield beast. the reason i went giminez over upamecano is experience and leadership he's years ahead of upemacano in terms of what he's learned off simeone an playing in that fedecously good athletico back line.

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03 Apr 2020 17:30:42
Let's be honest Superchels, I think we'd both take either for our back line.

My preference for Upamecano is due to his great ability on / with the ball along with his defensive abilities.

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03 Apr 2020 20:01:55
I'm not into music really super chels but I do do that song when I hear his name
Same with zagadou of dortmund can't but sing black lace classic
Maybe something in this lads past this universal boredom

Players names that could be part of a song.

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04 Apr 2020 02:24:05
What's the mata you
Gota no respect
Oh shut uppa your face.

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04 Apr 2020 11:47:22
haha g zola your a funny man๐Ÿ‘Œ certainly j we would take either cause let's be honest that backline is a horror show this season christensen has certainly stood out for me do head an shoulders over the rest personally.

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03 Apr 2020 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 3rd April 2020

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02 Apr 2020 09:46:16
I feel for football writers at the moment, having to make up rumours because there's no actual football taking place to write about.

Hopefully when this is all over they can get back to good, old fashioned, professional football journalism.

{Ed001's Note - they don't need to make up rumours, they can write about other things. There are other things than transfers to talk about with sport. Sadly they are just conmen, not journalists.}

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02 Apr 2020 14:26:55
Yeah, that was typed with tounge in cheek. Some of the rumours are just pure entertainment, without a hope in hell of being true - and that's just Chelsea.

I remember a few years ago a mate of mine, who's a bit older, told me that he never looks at rumours anymore. Only reads about players when they're pictured signing the contract. I thought that I'd never be like that - I'm getting there.

{Ed001's Note - I have been like it for years to be honest.}

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02 Apr 2020 17:31:54
I believe Ed001 has never recovered from Franck Ribery Deadline Day 2007!

{Ed001's Note - I never have liked Ribery, it was before then. That was why I set up the original site in the first place back in 2001.}

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02 Apr 2020 20:34:04
Understandable Ed001. My favourite situation was Ben Yedder going on French Sky TV live a few years ago and calling a journalist out for making up transfer rumours!

{Ed001's Note - more players should do it, but most of them haven't a clue what is going on either. I remember speaking to one former Liverpool player and saying to him he must be gutted to be leaving (as he was a Liverpool fan). He had no idea what I was on about, so phoned his agent to ask if it was true and his agent told him to get in the car and drive down to do a medical as the clubs had agreed a deal.}

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02 Apr 2020 20:41:26
The old original football rumours site?

Used to get some great 'my brother knows a barber who cuts the hair of someone who's cousin knows the kit man at. ' rumours on there.

{Ed001's Note - exactly the same stories as the websites put out but at least people explained where they got it from so you knew it was nonsense. Now you have them trying to pretend they are in the know to post up their guesswork.}

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03 Apr 2020 07:46:26
The most enjoyable part of this site for me are the conversations about what the club needs from a tactical standpoint and who fans, and Ed's, think could fill that need - whether the club are interested or not.

It's when the questions come direct from tabloid or blog rumours that the problems / abuse seem to start.

{Ed001's Note - that's because people love the thought of X superstar joining and hate to be told it is nonsense. They are like a religious cult, they believe because they want to and will just turn on anyone who points out the inconsistencies in the story etc.}

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01 Apr 2020 13:04:22
EDS 001/ 002
Canal Plus have announced they will not be paying the next installment of fees for covering Lique 1.
If this was replicated in other countries would this change the dynamics of the next transfer window in a significant way?
Thanks.

{Ed002's Note - FFF and clubs will only get pro rata broadcasting money - but they have nothing close to that of England. I would expect pro rata payments to be agreed in many countries.}

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01 Apr 2020 12:52:08
edd, s a question for you all. my question isn't i suppose wether chelsea do or don't want to sign him but what are your thought on umtiti as a player?
he looked class when france won the world cup he looked like he was a massive signing for Barcelona and a coup but is it me or does it seem like he's never hit the heights over in camp nou? i don't really mean he's been a total flop but he has seemed unsettled since early into his Barcelona career an just never seemed to hit the levels expected of him? is that fair to say?
If Umtiti was to move to the PL do you guys think hed fit into a pl team and the pace of the league or would he be likely to head to italy or psg or someone.

{Ed002's Note - Untiti has struggled with injuries and has failed to perform consistently.}

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02 Apr 2020 21:05:23
shame looked like he was going to be top class during that world cup for france thanks for reply edd hope u and your family are staying safe.

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