Chelsea Banter Archive February 07 2011

07 Feb 2011 20:03:48

Good news lads Carragher's been arrested, been found we 50 million quid in his back pocket ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KING KENNY

07 Feb 2011 17:37:26

07 Feb 2011 11:09:03

Sorry, does anyone know the score from yesterday's game?

YNWA

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No mate, I had to leave at half-time, I couldn't take the noise any longer. The Chelsea fans were singing all of their famous, memorable anthems, one after the other, it was too much. I tell you, they may not have the league but they have some damn good supporters!

{Editor's Note: Writing your own comments and then responding to them is a pretty fruitless way to pass your time. I guess you will not get much of a response from the Chelsea fans who come here - which only seems to be a few in any case. They tend not to rise to such banter. Actually they tend not to say much at all.}

07 Feb 2011 12:56:56

Funny all this liverpool fans talking on a chelsea rumours website, haha maybe they secretly love chelsea!

07 Feb 2011 10:38:12

Hey while you're in the mood to pay over-the-odds for our players, we got a midfielder called Christian Poulsen - he's yours for 30m - (maybe factor that into next year's budget, Roman).

07 Feb 2011 05:47:06

LFC medical staff were worried at half time, they weighed carra and he was 14 stone over weight.

Then they realised he still had Torres in his pocket. YNWA

07 Feb 2011 01:17:39
Looks like my words of wisdom came true! ! !

04 Feb 2011 23:52:10
I am a Liverpool supporter and would like to add a more balanced view of Sundays game. Firstly Chelsea have a great team who up until recently had lost their way a little. Liverpool have also been struggling since the start of the season, but the too have improved recently.

If there had been no transfers, there is no doubt that Chelsea would probably have beaten Liverpool on Sunday. Torres has been sulking recently, and was not putting in what we up north call 'a full shift' and was the fundamental cause of the poor team spirit prevalent in the LFC camp in December. So yes you would have beaten us probably.

You have bought a world class striker in Torres, but as we all know, he is injury prone and definitely does not like being tackled. Rest assured, the manner in which he left LFC has made no friends with the liverpool team or supporters he left behind and there will be a few very strong challenges going in.

He will upset the balance of your team for a few weeks, but he is class, and eventually he will come good.

Suarez on the other hand is awesome and slotted immediately into LFCs recent style of controlled pass and move play. His first touch is sublime and he will terrorise Chelseas defence. King Kenny is a very astute and experienced manager, and will come up with a few surprises in his selection and game plan.

I have a lot more confidence now that the mood in the LFC camp has improved and honestly believe that we can now give you a good game. . . . .who knows . . .we may just surprise Chelsea and old red nose up in Manchester ?

Scout

ps have to say that CFC supporters hardly ever write any banter. . .no humour, no fun. . . ?
pps January sales are now over, Kenny will not be accepting any returned goods bought during this period.

'out and about with Scout'