Chelsea Banter Archive April 07 2012

 

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07 Apr 2012 22:46:51
Team I want to play barca

Cech
Ivanovic. Luiz. Terry. Cole

Mikel
Ramires. Lampard
Mata

Sturridge/kalou. Drogba


Not sure on sturridge or kalou but anyone's better than Torres!!!!!!!!! I probably play Hilario up front instead of Torres ! Torres is a proper Liverpool player there all sh@t aswell!!!

SELL FT9

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You do realise your in a group of 1 on the Torres situation, sign your posts and stop talking the same old borring rubbish, weve all heard to far to much.

PB

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Another example of how slow you are,firstly you didnt know how to sign your post,now you'd rather play hilario up front.i rest my case

aL

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I sincerely hope you have something better to entertain yourself with than the rambling Torres hate posters .
roan

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Im not a chelsea fan but I think you need to play torres against barca.

He will be so hungry against them, especially since losing his place in the national side.

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Hes been hungry for the past 2 years,starving in fact,of goals that is.

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07 Apr 2012 22:15:50
hello eds,
Can someone give me good reasons why players like Lampard are not talked about on here.
Each time i read thru the banter, i read about other players but seldomly read about lampard and other english players.
The truth remains that lampard is slightly below an average player. At his best, he cannot make a starting lineup for tothenham or even fulham.
To be a regular for a team of chelsea's status is to say the least disheartening.
Not saying he's not been a loyal servant but if we can get rid of players like Deco, etc, cant see why we cant dispense with him {Ed002's Note - It should come as no surprise to find out I only have limited mind control over the posters and cannot answer as to why they never wish to discuss Lampard.}

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This is a crazy post. How many central midfielders do you know that have scored over 100 goals for their club, and also scored over 20 goals in a season (not just once in Lampard's case). To say that he couldn't get into the Tottenham or Fulham starting XI is an insult to the Chelsea Legend that Lampard is.

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Lampard posts have been done to death mate, not recently because no one has anymore to add on him. Poor season by his standard. Still a legend. Sulked too much this season. Thats been the jist in the past mate.

Melbourne CFC

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Lampard needs to be replaced....nothing more to be said.

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07 Apr 2012 20:57:31
Ed, ive made 5 posts this week, 4 of which havent been posted now? have i done something wrong? i havent attacked anyone, used absuive language, been racist or had ago at any of the Eds, ive always said thank you for taking the time out to do this job and to reply to posts.

PB {Ed002's Note - I don't recall cutting any - have you had a look on the banter page? I can't search on "PB" as there are not enough characters. Feel free to post again, or as they say in le Bois de Boulogne, suck it up.}

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I was just making sure i hadnt been blocked or reported as a "problem poster" il just repost if something doesnt go up, thanks

PB {Ed002's Note - I can ban you if it is street cred you want.}

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Only if i get to hang out at games with you Ed :)

PB

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07 Apr 2012 20:32:03
I know I'm looking 2 far away but the match againt barca atr the bridge we should play a 4-2-3-1 with the following players
Cech
Ivan luiz terry a.cole
Essien lampard

Torres mata ramires

Drogeba
Ramires to track back and help a.cole against messi&alves and try catch alves out of position cos he likes to go up quite a lot and I think this a real weakness and I think iva couls handle who evers playing the RW nd essien to help him out
Torres would track back&he'll use his pace againt pyoul who isn't really a full back which could cause the problem both of they full back is a weak link in ma eye nd drogeba could easly handly mashranno&piqiue whic isn't really in is best of form

Terry on his best couls easily have messi in his pocket all night if luiz to help him out for pace nd hopefully essiien has one of his wonderful match I think for us to win this tie MATA has to play the game of his LIFE torres has a wonderful record against barca so he should be good as he's back to form now(y)
Your comment will be welcomed nd please take into account this is from a 13yrs old:d

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Probably the best team we can field,and a good one aswell.Just really hope we spend well and recruit a decent manager.Is it only me who thinks Benitez could do the job if Jose does not return.Would rather see terry as manager instead of half tge managers being linked(blanc,deschamps)

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07 Apr 2012 20:26:05
Why do we persist on passing so slow we get closed down quick. And why are we standing of so much? If we play lik this against barca we will get whipped. Surely we won't play the 4 2 3 1 against them? BLuE DoELERZ1

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07 Apr 2012 19:42:40
betrand was impressive today man of the match

chackers

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07 Apr 2012 19:11:11
Good win .Midfield was overrun again,need Romeu there, and we just could not dominate the possession.Drobga had chances to score ,but their goal keeper made some fantastic saves.Torres coming on gave us the cutting edge down the flank.Great shot,pure class,by Torres unlucky not to score,but it is great to see him tearing down and putting great crosses in down the flank.I think we would all love to see Torres and Drogba play together down the middle . Any way ,good win and a much needed result.By the way the sky sports commentator, I think it was Tony Gale,was criticizing Torres in our last match and today also,he was doing the same thing when the other commentator and the crowd were praising him, bizarre.
roan

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Its because tony gale is a bitter hammer with no knowledge of football, simple

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07 Apr 2012 18:32:53
Hmmm, before we all get mad let's remember what the season has been like. We are making the best of what has been a really bad season and I must say RDM is doing a good job at that. 3 points away from spurs and 2 away from Arsenal and right now that's all that really matters . Not the best of performances again but we got the result. It has been a really Weird Season . Up chelsea!! -BLUERAY-

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And goal difference from Newcastle.

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07 Apr 2012 18:27:54
Ok, i've been here long enough to know where to lok for info and what answers to expect, when asking certain questions. I really like the guy, always did. But i'm a little confused, because his teams grind the results from the back, are tough to beat and are closing down the score, when leadong. It is completely opposite to what Barca play, or Porto last year, for that matter.

The front office are openly in favor of more free flowing attacking game play. Having DD as an "option" just doesn't make much sense in that respect.

JG

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07 Apr 2012 17:26:10
Yes another scuffed shot from Torres the man who works for the team , oh and I guess it gonna be another assist ,haha this guys a joke ,I can't watch him no more even ivanovic is out scoring this 50 million waste of space ! Oh yh and Shed end and FT9 it's the same guy that keeps not posting his name at the end and always slagging off Torres every week ! Do you no why I slag him off?? Because I love my Chelsea to death and it's breaking my heart watching this guy when we've got youngsters that couldn't do any worse!! I didn't no what to sign as my name before but I know now!!!

SELL FT9 A.S.A.P .COM

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Erm did you see the goal not quite sure you know what a scuffed shot looks like

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Mug

SHED END

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Bore off original poster! U know nufin, so if it was a world cup or champs league final and ur team scored from a scuffed shot u wouldn't celebrate! Like I said bore off

Pinky

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Who wants to bet the original poster was jumping up and down when we scored from the "scuffed" torres shot!

Pinky

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Scuffed shot, mate you are high.If that was a scuffed shot then I do not know what a real shot is.
roan

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Both goals were offside

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Alright not a scuffed shot but another miss!! He fell over himself twice before that! Oh so your happy he doesn't score then?? Your like arsenal fans celebrating getting kicked out the champions league!! Pointless talking to you lot ,you want a 50 million pound striker that doesn't score even open goals!! I want a striker that can at least get double figures !! MUGS !!

SELL FT9

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"i didnt no what to sign my name before but i know now" mate how dumb can someone be by not knowing how to sign their posts?cmon its not rocket science.i admit
that torres has not lived up to his pricetag but weve got him like it or not and we should support him through this.i'm also curious as to what pinky stated,so did you celebrate our 2nd goal yesterday?our did it make you angry because torres played a part in that goal?mate i would be happy if you went and "loved" another club

aL

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07 Apr 2012 16:53:46
funnily enough i post this before we score. I still stand by what i said. Valuable points,
jono {Ed002's Note - So you stand by the result being a draw. A very brave move.}

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Nice one ed
ld

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Good stuff ed. Most of the stuff i said(apart from drawing) is being repeated.
Jono

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07 Apr 2012 16:53:00
JUAN MATA! Saves the day again. This guy is one off our best signings. If only Torres was back to his old self and we would be much better. If Modric comes next season and Torres picks up we would be 10 times better

ld

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He was offside just like ivanovic was

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07 Apr 2012 16:49:16
Very dissapointed with this performance, we just need to be a bit quicker on the ball.

I also don't understand how sturridge was getting crap from the fan, he tries to pass the ball and has made progress yet the fans still are not happy? I know he didn't have a great game but i think its rediculous that some fans pour support into torres yet sturridge gets nothing.

Spurs draw with sunderland and we draw with wigan(and we all know sunderland is much better than wigan). I don't want to sound really negative but its just how im seeing things at the moment

jono {Ed002's Note - You seem to have been watching a game with a different result.}

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Think you commented on the game before it finished. Should have done better against wigan but 3 points is good enough for me!
ld

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07 Apr 2012 16:01:28
Half time: where is Ramires ?? I have accepted A draw here. What a waste of an opportunity

Jm10 {Ed002's Note - Chelsea will be using much of the squad over the coming weeks - and there is another game on Monday.}

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We need to win all games deep in the more now forget europe {Ed002's Note - I have no idea what that means.}

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Wow.lucky.lucky.lucky. So happy but we need to start playing well. Thank the lord for Juan Mata

Jm10

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07 Apr 2012 15:18:51
hi ed know any sites i can watch the game on today? {Ed002's Note - www.myp2ps.net/}

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07 Apr 2012 14:18:10
Where lukaku gone? Injured or something he's never on the bench?!

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