Chelsea Banter Archive August 21 2011

 

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21 Aug 2011 22:49:59
Cech
Boswinga Terry Luiz Cole

Ramires Modric

Sturridge Mata

Drogba Torres

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Wow a 4,2,2,2 never seen that b4

In my opinion by close of window

*************Cech*************
Bosingwa***Luiz****Terry***A.Cole
************Ramires************
*******Lampard****Modric*******
**Pato*******Torres*******Mata**

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Supposed to be 4-2-4

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With Lam And Ram

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Cech/ wiel, luiz, ivanovic, cole/ramires/modric, mceachran/ mata, torres, hazard

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21 Aug 2011 22:40:56
I think in light of all the hype and optimism, we need to understand something clearly. Some of us goin on like bringing in mata would magically make torres the top scorer of the league. It's not simple as that, he's not coming as support cast to the torres show, but as a player in his own right. We need to support the lad and give him his time to shine.

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21 Aug 2011 22:33:41
With mata all but wrapped up, and 1 or 2 still possible.who do we think, I personally would like to see modric and hazard, just my opinion but Torres down middle with Maya and hazard wide with lamps modric and ramires we can do well.... Your opinions welcome guys

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Would like to see Pato and kaka however slim chance I know, to be honest havn't seen hazard he is just a name to me, will have to YouTube him

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I think all we need is a right winger, and a creative mid. but i do believe josh mceachran can feel that spot.

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21 Aug 2011 22:13:59
Mata signing, the first time ive got excited this season. AVB for the title :D x

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21 Aug 2011 21:18:16
Hi ed , It's unbelieveable I read about the mata story here 2/3 week ago and skysports news is only announcing it now great rumours

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21 Aug 2011 21:07:22
have to say it was an admirable effort by chelsea's transfer team, they saw an opportunity and pounced at the right moment to get our man.....now just modric left
also, a nice one from our ed....you're not workin for Roman, are you?

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21 Aug 2011 21:03:34
Not transfer banter exactly, but a new rendition of the Dads Army theme which we should sing against Fergie:
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think old Chelsea's done,

We are the boys who will win our games,
We are the boys who will make you think again,
So who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think Old Chelsea's done.

Villas-Boa's starts his team-talk at 2:21,
But when Terry leads us out, the other team should run,
So who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think old Chelsea's done.

Mata and Torres, my how they stun,
Lukaku and Drogba get their goals for fun.
So who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think old Chelsea's done.

By January, top the league,
Hazard and Moutinho come,
Vertonghen and Piazon,
Champions League here we come

By next June, winners of all four,
AVB stays as others are shown the door,
Around Stamford Bridge, Cheers will won't be late ,
All the way from Land's End to John O'Groats we will celebrae

Chelsea beat Barca,
Abramovich is King,
And outside Old Trafford
This Single chant will ring...
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think old Chelsea's done

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Brilliant, we do need some new chants at the bridge, same old same old last 5 years or so.

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Thanks for the comment, i wrote this yesterday in 10 mins and thought it was fairly good :) Still nothing can beat a good rendition of Blue Is The Colour

CFC FOREVER

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21 Aug 2011 20:32:29
the signing of mata shows that roman abramovich loves this club and only wants the best for cfc, come on AVB lets win the prem and champs league lets give roman his desire of the magical double this great club deserves and yourself andre to be a great legend at this club, you can do it i'm sure avb.

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21 Aug 2011 19:46:09
Chelsea should not sell anelka because he is technically very gifted player and he can play as striker/winger or AM. Instead chelsea should sell kalou. Among defenders alex should be sold and chelsea should buy cahill for his place (if rajkovic is doesn't get a visa). Also ferreria could be sold. If chelsea fail to get modric then buy joao moutiniho. {Ed002's Note - The issue with Anelka is his age, nothing else.}

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Yeh lets get rid of kalou and alex there not good enough for the blues keep malouda he does score goals and anelka is a very good technical player also maybe time for yossi to move on aswell.

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21 Aug 2011 17:49:35
i dont like mikel in the team his ball distribution isnt great id be happy to sign mata a tricky winger or can play in the number 10 position last season he had 9 goals and 15 assists thats the quality we lack then for modric he would be perfect his range of passing vision and his work rate is just what we need i was shocked to see he had something like 3 goals and 4 assists in prem last season so i compared him around the world and found out that xavi only had a handful of goals and about 8 assists and in my opinion hes the best centre mid in the world so dont panic about modric not scoring goals i just hope he starts attacks doesnt pass sideways as often as the lumps we got now and realy gives us a passing game .i would love a new dm aswell the way i view football is i would want my dm to be in the mould of say xavi alonso a great passer of the ball and a base to form attacks i see to many dm who are dreadful at passing its scary

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You are right there are many defensive mids in europe that can't pass and mikel is not one of them altough i agree he does pass sideways too much but he has really impressed me under avb and im sure im not the only one.

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I DONT LIKE KALOU , MALUODA, MIKEL AND DROGBA ALL GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS AND TAKING THE MONEY

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KALOU LOOKS LIKE HE HIS PLAYING ON ICE SKATES HE REALLY IS THAT POOR

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Modric is not the answer, he is only just above average.

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Just above average is a lot better than tired robotic workman like crap we got at the moment so its an improvement agree yes orrr?

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The dude writing in caps should be ashamed of yourself, to claim they're going through the motions and taking the money is just downright disrespectful, the players you just mentioned have been working the hardest, drogba and malouda both came off the bench and turned our fortunes around and just in case you have forgotten mikel's father was abducted not two weeks ago and his professionalism has been second to none.

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Professionalism is gud unlucky with his dad but hes still crap all i want is the best for chelsea wiould he get in barca or madrid or inter or man u city liverpool even spurs hes so poor he hurts my eyes watching him and when kalous in the team god help it how did this joke make a pro if i was manager id av them play with the under 8s so they could learn basics like passing moving crossing shooting im the only chelsea fan out of my mates and when we have banter they always stump me with the shower of s**t which is mikel/kalou sack them quick

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You're so naive.

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21 Aug 2011 16:59:24
where playing man utd in less than a month n the way chelsea r playing we will be lucky not to get beaten 4-0
so i think this should be the team

GK.CEC.IF NOT FIT HILLARO

RB.BOSWINGA
CB.LUIZ OR IVONIC
CB.TERRY
LB.A.COLE

CDM.MIKEL
RCM.RAMIRES
LCM.MODRIC

RW.DANIEL.S
CF.TORRES OR DROGEBA
LW.MATA

SUB

DROGEBA OR TORRES,GANSO,IVONIC OR LUIZ,FERRIA,HILLARO ,LAMPARD,LUKAKU


THIS IS A RELISTIC TEAM N U WILL NOTICE THAT GANSO IS IN THE TEAM I THINK HE, WILL SIGN ON THE 28TH

I EXPECT IT 2 BE TOUGH BUT WITH THIS TEAM CHAMPIONS LEAGUE N PREMIER LEAGUE N FA CUP IS OURS
COMMENT PLZ

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Genuis

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Can people please learn to spell the names of the players correctly.

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Ganso on the bench? Never.

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21 Aug 2011 15:57:21
As exciting as it is to potentially het mats and then modric I still think another winger would be good, and with the players man city have... Think we should bid for Adam Johnson. Good english young fast skilful gets goals. But good news about Mata Come on Chelsea

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21 Aug 2011 13:56:16
I hope that Mr Abramovich and Chelsea don't expect us to be able to compete jus by signing Mata and Modric. We are seriously lacking down that right hand side. Boswingwa is not consistant enough with his runs and crosses. I think a Hazard would be a good acquisition to we cannot expect Sturridge to play as a right winger it just wont work with him being left footed.

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Hazard is left footed too

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He is just as good with his right, in fact i say he prefers to use his right more so.

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Hazard is right footed. i don't know where you got that from.

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21 Aug 2011 13:44:34
I see Chelsea are playing Bolton in a reserve game in leyland Tuesday as Iam in Bolton at the mo does anyone know were in leyland it is being played

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County Ground
Thurston Rd, Leyland PR25 2LF
01772 624000Open Mon-Sat 7pm-10pm; Sun 12pm-5pm
Train: Leyland Rail Station
Place

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21 Aug 2011 12:44:22
Ed02 is juan mata in london? There were reports he was at stamford brigde yesterday or is he still in spain? {Ed002's Note - He has been in London. I don't know where he is right now.}

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Was he in london for talk with the club ? {Ed002's Note - No, just shopping.}

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21 Aug 2011 12:19:46
Looking forward to seeing Lukaku and Oriel play for the reserves against Bolton at leyland on tuesday night.

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Are they both in line to play?

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Reserve Team will be announced on cfc website on tuesday morning

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21 Aug 2011 12:10:10
Hi ED, Just a quick question, when Sturridge is back from his suspension and if Mata is bought which looks like a deal is close along with the recent arrival you would expect Mata and Sturridge to start on the wings and Lukaku on the bench along with David Luiz to come back within the coming week. Who do you see not being picked for the squad of 18 because i believe the likes of Kalou and Anelka along with Ferriera are going to find it very tough to even make the squad. Do you see any of them leaving in the coming week or so. Thanks

PB {Ed002's Note - I expect Anelka and possibly Kalou to leave. Lukaku is very young so don't expect to see enormous amounts of the player this year.}

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21 Aug 2011 09:19:10
Hi ed.. Is it true that juan mata want to stay at valencia.it will anther disappointed transfer news for chelsea fans if it becomes true. {Ed002's Note - No.}

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21 Aug 2011 09:05:37
Ed...is it true that sergue aguero will be nightmare for abramouch .aguero is a great and amezing player we shuold accept it.and club done a mistak to bring him. do you agree with me? {Ed002's Note - It was not a mistake. Chelsea were unable to provide a salary package that was acceptable to the player.}

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21 Aug 2011 08:51:26
Hi ed...summer transfer is going to be end but in this summer chealsea lost the battle to bring a talent and skillful player the most disappointed transfer that chelsea lost that was transfer of SERGUE KUNN AGUERO unfortunately man city won the battle and got him
I think chelsea will paid for this mistak because there is no player in the EPL to chaleng him.

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Mate aguero is 2 greedy jes why doesnt any one realise weve got big money earners who will leave next year now. then we can think about giving people better wages. jsut because he scored 2 against swansea, well see for the rest of the season. i bet he doesnt score more than 18

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21 Aug 2011 01:06:07
Alex stormed off down the tunnel today after being subbed. He was all over the place today and seemed to have his mind on something else. With Juventus calling expect him to be sold, with most likely a english centre back replacing him.

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Rajkovic {Ed002's Note - There is still no resolution to his work permit situation and a loan to Valenciennes is possible.}

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20 Aug 2011 23:57:58
Based on last season and the performance of today, it just doesn't look like Lampard can do that proper box to box role week in week out. I for one think that he can be moved back in the midfield, especially when playing against the lesser teams at Stamford Bridge and then not have to play Mikel or any other out and out defensive midfielder. I still think Frank has a role to play in the team, but he isn't contributing enough to be that main attacking man from a midfield berth. We don't need to play a DM at Stamford Bridge against a team that is only going to play on the counter and isn't going to bomb men forward. Stick Lamps in the 'quarterback role', spraying passes out, moving the ball forward (rather than sideways which seems to be a compulsory tactic for our DM) and having a few digs from range and then place a far more creative midfielder (Modric for example) as the attacking midfielder from deep.

What do you guys think?

OF

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Lampard holding. ramires box 2 box. mceachran creative attacking

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Modric and Ramires are both box to box players in my eyes. That's fine though; they both do it week in week out for 90 minutes. Lamps to hold deeper this season, with someone like M'Vila in next year. It's always nice knowing we'll have Essien back by New Year too (fingers crossed). Josh Mc to get more minutes, but he's just not a starter yet. 20+ games in all competitions this year, and maybe more next year?

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20 Aug 2011 23:28:44
Mata
Modric
Cahill

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20 Aug 2011 23:25:18
After the game today I've simply give up on toress.
I as have most Chelsea fans never wished so hard and much for a player to score or even show star quality that u should be getting from a £50million pound player but Iam afraid I agree now we should cut are losses and sell to maybe ANSI lol and see what we can get sorry but defo another shevcenko and looks like we will get modric,rather sneijder myself

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O yeah because he got so much service didn t he. its chelseas midfield what are useless. who is creative out of lamps, mikel, and ramires non of them. our wingers? kalouless? noo dont think so. this is why were in the market 4 mata and modric, possibly a right winger 2 nob

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It's not torres' fault, he can score or even get chances if nobody is capable of giving him the supply he needs, i believe mata should change that.

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IT AINT TORRES ITS THE VERY SLOW , PEDESTRIAN MIDFIELD THAT IS THE PROBLEM , LAMPARD PAST IT , MIKEL CANT CUT IT . {Ed018's Note - turn off the caps lock please}

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