Chelsea Banter Archive October 18 2012

 

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18 Oct 2012 23:47:50
Okay I was a little harsh in the first post so let me re phrase.

Look I have always liked everton as a club and their fans as well ( mostly cause they give the liverpudlians a tough time). But come on, we have no beef. You guys are like our little brothers who work hard and I respect u guys, you can talk about the past all you want and how many trophies you've won but really it just makes you guys sound like your little rivals only more pathetic cause you are really, really ,really far from achieving that again.

So what do u say guys stop with the hating and get used to the fact that we are now miles better than u no matter the reason and you are our little bros. Things would be a lot easier that way. Peace

ELI

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Hi Eli

Us Toffee's mostly feel the same mate, we had no beef at all with you guys until someone called Osgood came on our pages and started throwing abuse at us, as you know mate us scouser/Toffee's take no beef off anyone and give as good or tougher than anything anyone throws at us, we are battlers mate.

Please keep the poodle called Osgood on a nice little pink leash and good luck for the season ahead mate, Matteo is a top man too and great move making him your manager (for 2 years ha ha)

Degsy {Ed061's Note - Haha nice post Degsy, good to see a Everton fan with some class ;-). It does amuse me though that Matteo will win more in 2 years than Moyes has.... Ever.}

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19 Oct 2012 10:17:58
Nice return Ed61, throw some of your cash Moyesee's way mate and we would own you all, if you see Mr Abromovich ask him if he has any buddies that would like to part with a few bob in Scouseland, we would welcome him with open arms

Good luck fellow blues(but with less history lol)

Degsy {Ed061's Note - Haha Im just waiting for Roman to return my dinner invitation, will put in a good word for you Degsy when I hear back ;-)}

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Stick to ur philosophies and principles Degsy, a lot of clubs spend huge sums and still don't win s**t, it doesn't garantee success but if u spend big and fail ur problems are magnified. Its better sometimes to be a little fish in a small pond than a......well u know the rest.

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18 Oct 2012 23:35:20
Whats all the tension about on these pages at the moment?

PR! {Ed061's Note - Absolutely nothing PR, it's getting very childish.}

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A certain Chelsea poster had a hissy fit because he couldn't face the fact that the Everton Ed completely owned him with his wit.

That about sums it up.

KiwiRed {Ed061's Note - Did you make a typo? You put Everton and wit in the same sentence.}

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18 Oct 2012 21:50:57
Honestly I have to agree with osgood. Ive used this sight for quite a while and never in that time have i seen an ed(025) that is so bias. I'ts comletely fine for eds to have banter with the posters but come on, an ed going around calling a poster childish names for merely stating his opinion and then defending himself. That seems pretty immature to me. Not trying to attack you but have a look at ed002 and how he handles these situations.
Jono

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If Osgood wants respect then he should give respect mate, he came on our site slating every man and his dog, slating our great clubs superior history to you guys, slating our buying power because we do not have a sugar daddy bank rolling us and to be honest he embarrassed you all, I have a feeling Osgood is a very young child

Degsy

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Degsy when did i come on your site slating every man and his dog? Go have a look at my initial post, i was having banter about someone called Mickey Blue Eyes who come on our page to state Leighton Baines is better than Ashley Cole. That was all it was, banter. The replies prompted me to have a go back.

And as for having no respect? Thats complete rubbish. Find me 1 Chelsea fan ive upset with being disresptful. Or any rival fan in fact, bar Ed025 and you lot, you won't find 1 trust me.

Anyway, leave it now. The internationals are over so theres more pressing things to worry about.

OsgoodIsKing {Ed061's Note - I saw the posts Osgood you weren't out of line at all. I think the just have nothing to do on that page, and got excited when someone actually wanted to talk to them. I spoke to Ed025 and he told me he forgot to take his pills in the morning ;-)}

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19 Oct 2012 09:04:15
Oh come on there are only a few Eds who
arent biased towards a particular team - 001, 052, and 002 are the only ones that spring immediately to mind although I'm sure there are others

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That Ed063 is pretty unbiased and I think is downright cool myself. Ed061 clearly bases his editing style on him.

KiwiRed {Ed061's Note - Ed063 is more biased than a poor person claiming money doesn't bring happiness, and if you knew him on a personal level, far from cool. Last night he told me that his weekend plans include playing scrabble... By himself!}

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Well said Degs, now as Everton and Chelsea fans let's put this pathetic tit for tat BS behind us and resume normal service. {Ed061's Note - Well said mate ;-)}

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18 Oct 2012 17:55:31
hello ed,

1. Would we push for FERNANDO in this January Window or would he be one for the summer?

2. Is there any confirmed interest in YAYA TOURE from us ... is there a possibility of a transfer in the summer?

3. NEYMAR for sure is a talent but personally i dont think he will be a chelsea fit but would we againg put a bid for him in the near future ... or is the deal completely off?

4. Are we looking elsewhere for a striker besides REMY, SCHURELL, CAVANI, FALCAO ... if yes, may i have names

5. on the topic of replacing players ... we have GARY AND LUIZ but are we looking at any replacements for TERRY in the near future ... who would that be?

6. are we expecting COURTIOS (xcuse the spelling) back to play for us next year from AM

7. since STURIDGE may like to leave in JAN or next summer ... will we add a new striker or use LUKAKU?

thank you ed - God job u guys. {Ed061's Note - 1) more likely summer 2) no 3) there is interest when he becomes available 4) yes and it's too early 5) yes 6) yes 7) we would look for a new striker}

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18 Oct 2012 22:23:54
Hello Ed,

I waiting for a reply to my earlier post
was it filtered and then trashed

:) {Ed018's Note - send it back in, if its abusive, it'll be deleted}

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18 Oct 2012 22:21:16
i think chelsea are pushing the old quard out. also the french and they broke up the african alliance, these were all the egos at the club. after cole and lamps it will be cech & terry a season later.

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It can only be a good thinh to get ego's out its less trouble, but i do hate to lose alot of experience on the team. But in the other hand even tho they are young alot of them has experienced quite alot already.

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18 Oct 2012 20:23:15
Chelsea V/S Tottenham........

goalkeeper:

cech v/s friedel----------will go for cech any day :- chelsea !!

defenders:
ivanovic,luiz,cahill,cole v/s walker,caulker,gallas,vertonghen------------
well at least on paper our defence looks solid hopefully it will also perform on the pitch when it will matter the most -: chelsea!!

defensive midfield:
ramires,mikel v/s sandro,dembele------------ tough to choose but it will be spurs because ramires alone can not win it and dembele n sandro both will do better than mikel :-tottenham!!!!

attacking midfielders:
j. mata,oscar,hazard v/s lenon,dempsey,bale--------
never a doubt because of an excellent combination our attacking trio has shown, but again still scary of their attacking wingers due to excellent pace they are having -: chelsea!!!

striker:
torres v/s defoe---------
well both are very good strikers no doubt but again both are doing decent jobs for respective teams though not at their own best, but again i will go for torres beacuse he will have luxury of services from our attacking trio -: chelsea !!

so considering everything we are favourites to win it 80-20%

samrat

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That has to be the most pointless post in the history of this site. If only football were played like that eh ? You person

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Football would be won by a geek putting down a team together by calculations, if you count it like that.

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18 Oct 2012 20:05:54
Well i think chelsea fc should give ashley cole two years deal......
he might be controversial off the pitch few times but when he is on football pitch wearing blue jersey he does his job......
well chelsea fc established a policy of not offering a deal of not more than one year who are above 30yrs of age......
well drogba left us in summer and every possibility lampard will leave us in next summer........
but again when drogba left us he was 34+ yrs old and next summer lampard will be 35+ yrs old......
so even if we offer cole two years deal he will leave us when he will be no more than 34.5 yrs old....
what i am saying is ashley is still doing good job for us and looking at his fitness and performance we should offer him two years deal.......
am sure he still has definietly two years of good football in him.......

samrat

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18 Oct 2012 19:50:52
Players that i would like to see come in and leave in Jan:

OUT:Malouda

IN:Paulinho,Falcao

Thats all that we need gents but here is what my dream is:

OUT:Malouda,Torres

IN:Paulinho,Falcao,Neymar

thoughts?

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Why do you like paulinho all of a sudden? just curious? BLUEBOY1

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Could not be better :)

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Because he has impressed ,just like falcao why did everyone start liking him when he started scoring goals for porto?

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18 Oct 2012 19:14:00
Now whats happened with everton fans?
every day this page is turning more into a soap opera..

taby

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18 Oct 2012 17:58:21
Ed061 has now earned legendary status !

And lol to those everton fans , or fan ( wouldn't surprise me if it's all one person ) who pretend to be neutrals or Chelsea fans, and then talk shh it is really worrying that you feel the need to do that , especially when it is so blatently obvious

Pathetic !

Jm10

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18 Oct 2012 17:05:13
Oh my word! Everton fans are having a go at us?

Can't believe it, and to think they were the smarter half of mersyside?! Now I'm confused.

You know you've seen it all when an average team feels the need to have a go with us. Funny....

ELI

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How many league titles??

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18 Oct 2012 22:17:17
Exactly, how many league titles, we never bought ours either, proper fans supportin a proper club, no wonder why every club hates you

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18 Oct 2012 23:31:39
I'm a Liverpool supporter but have to agree with what our blue neighbours are saying, big respect for clubs like Everton, not buying their success or manipulating their way to dodgy ref decisions. Regardless of the rivalry, there should always be a healthy respect between LFC and Everton. Chelsea on the other hand... {Ed061's Note - Mate what is your argument, that we should be ashamed of the fact that roman bought or club? If you had half a brain cell you would realise we didn't have a say in the matter. It's funny how the only people having a crack are Liverpool and Everton bitters.}

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Any Liverpool fan cannot comment, they have spent almost as much as we have in the last 8 years on players and were bought twice! Do me a favour.
As for Everton fans yeah brilliant you haven't spent much and done very well but I wouldn't call it success.

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19 Oct 2012 09:20:32
My argument Ed, was that Everton are worthy of respect, and Chelsea aren't, due to the fact that Everton have worked hard on pretty much no budget and still been successful. Roman has bought Chelsea's success FOR them, and no that's not your fault as supporters, but some of you lot have been so disrespectful to other supporters, most recently EFC supporters. It's like someone whose rich mummy and daddy have given them thousands to set up their own business, and them pointing and laughing at the poor kid who had to set his business up through years of hard work and labour. I know who I respect more, but really, a bought trophy is a non-existent one - are you a straight A student if you pay the teacher to give you the grades?

Ps Ed, I'm guessing you are probably going to reply by saying I know nothing or that I'm just bitter or another standard reply, but really, without Roman's millions would Chelsea be doing as well as they are? {Ed061's Note - Haha ok mate. For you too say Chelsea aren't deserving of the trophies is laughable. Yes we wouldn't be as successful if Roman wasn't around, but the players still need to go and put in performances. We beat Barcelona who spend, Bayern who spend, RM who spend, United who spend, Citeh who spend ect to the Champions League crown last year. As a pool fan you should be well aware that when you guys won your 19 titles you were the biggest spending team at the time ona yearly basis.}

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18 Oct 2012 16:46:30
PAULINHO NOT FOR SALE!
There has been talk that Chelsea were sniffing around Corinthians midfielder Paulinho, but the Brazilian club aren't keen.

Corinthians manager Tite told Globo Esporte:

"Money doesn't buy everything. It could be a lot of money, but if the player is smart and has ambition like Paulinho does, then money will not be enough."

DeLaRusso

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I really hope he makes the move tho. The guy is very good and i bet his price tag wil sky rocket after the brazil world cup. Also make Chelsea a more lukrative move for Brazilian's since have so many of em.

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18 Oct 2012 16:12:46
I'm really tired of the argument as I don't believe there really is one. Bottom line whenever England needs to win a game who plays? In addition chelsea defended their way to becoming champions of Europe. Finally Ashley is 31 and he's gonna have psg and Madrid fighting over his signature if he goes. All in all you can question his attitude but to question his attitude is comedic.

Tk

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18 Oct 2012 15:01:47
Ed did you get my post yesterday? I'd like to know its at least been noted as the guy is a complete prat and is not fit to be using the site, let alone be Editing it. He is just abusive towards rival fans.

OsgoodIsKing {Ed061's Note - Got the post mate, don't let it worry you. I have been told numerous times tonight, that I'm not fit to edit. Ironically by Everton fans :-)}

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By the way how many league titles have Chelsea won?? Not as many as Everton that's how many, but really how many 2,3,4 even I bet we've won double what u have an we haven't won 1 for over 20 years

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Wahhhh, oh no, has someone upset little Osgood. Pull yourself together you crying muppet. If you don't want people upsetting you then don't go on other teams sites on a wind up. You are pathetic Osgood, and from now on can we please refrain from upsetting this delicate little flower in future.

Mike

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18 Oct 2012 16:39:24
nice one mike ,nice one, not on your own there pal.

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Truth be told Mike i couldn't give a rats sh*t what Everton fans were to think. I went on your page to have a bit of banter between fans, like everyone does, but the response was ridiculous. If it was 1 Everton fan then fair enough, but the lot of you have no sense of humour, no football knowledge, no manners, no banter, and have a massive chip on your shouders because we're in a complete different league from you, and have money to spend whereas you have to stretch to spend £4.5mil on Pienarr. And the worst of the lot of you is Ed025, the way you all hang on his every little word is embarrassing, which results in him getting over excited and carried away, like a toddler does. He's an embarrassment.

And can we just make it clear that just because you have managed to get us to respond to a ridiculous comment in the first place, doesnt now make you all welcome on our page. I've not sniffed an Everton fan anywhere near our page in over a year, yet one comment from me on your page and your all over here like Rats. This isn't the place for you. We concentrate on winning trophies, not finishing mid table.

There is no worthwhile banter to be had with Everton fans. You're too far behind for us to care about you.

There must be something in the air on Merseyside that makes them obsessed with history.

OsgoodIsKing

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18 Oct 2012 20:08:35
oh ! and mike im a chavski ,but i agree with you ,osgoodisking is one of the persons who thinks he is untouchable on this site, and what he says goes, so right behind you buddy!!!

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18 Oct 2012 20:34:23
talk is cheap,its money that buys the beers,and theres one hell of a party going on at the bridge,cheers, fellow european champions !!!!!



rayzor

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Wahhhhh, why are they all picking on me, wahhhhh,wahhhhh. And if you don't care about Everton or anyones opinion, why do you keep crying your eyes out when someone responds to you? And as for Ed025, I have had many arguments with him, what I don't do is throw a tantrum, spit my dummy out, stamp my feet and go crying to mummy.

Mike

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Osgood I think it's that time off the month

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I cant believe how fing cool you all are argueing like 8 year olds. BLUEBOY1

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I've been watching this argument develop on both sites (Everton and Chelsea) and i'll be perfectly honest and come out and say i'm a Liverpool fan. Osgood all i can say to you is that you're a complete tosser mate. You're so arrogant, it makes me worry that they're still letting little people like you into society when you should be put in a mental institution. Now, don't get me wrong i hate Everton fans just as much as the next person but if Chelsea fans are all the same as you then i think i may have found my most hated club. You're giving Chelsea fans a bad name and this childish little whining needs to stop!

Secondly, back to the argument. In my personal opinion, Leighton Baines is a much better player than Ashley Cole and i'd go as far as to say that he has been for the last 2 years. All the statistics say Baines is better, plus he was chosen in front of Ashley Cole in the EPL team of the season last year. Also i noticed that Osgood mentioned all the trophies Cole had won and somewhat indicated that this meant he was better than Baines, so on that basis Phil Neville has won more trophies than Steven Gerrard so he's a better player. Give your head a rattle for me will you mate.

To summarise:

1.) Osgood is a complete tosser
2.) Baines is better than Cole

P.S remember everyone's entitled to their opinion Osgood, so don't be a little bitch and go crying to the Eds because of this post. (That's if it gets posted)

RedRover {Ed061's Note - Phil Neville is far superior RedRover ;-)}

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RedRover hate is a very strong word as an Everton fan i would honestly say thats the first time i ever heard an LFC fan saying he hates Everton fans banter is good but the word hate runs deep mate. Stef the blue

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18 Oct 2012 11:06:36
Is Marko Marin still injured?
This guys has a lot of potential and cannot wait to see him playing more

R.T {Ed061's Note - I believe he is available for selection R.T}

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18 Oct 2012 11:16:54
Do you expect him to be on the bench ed061? Cheers! DJ {Ed061's Note - I've expected that for a few weeks DJ, so yes? :-)}

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