Chelsea Banter Archive June 15 2012

 

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15 Jun 2012 23:47:09
hey boss just wanted to ask we want (chelsea) a right back.....so whats the possibility of Maicon arriving since we have won the champions league and the fact that we have quite a few brazilians now aswell. Many thanks {Ed002's Note - Slim I would think - he must be about 30.}

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15 Jun 2012 23:02:44
Is there any chance Chelsea could make a bid for Newcastle's Cabaye? A deep lying playmaker is still needed and he would be a younger and cheaper alternative to Modric.... {Ed002's Note - Modric?}

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Modic looks to be going to Man u? Not being pessimistic though I think Cabaye would be good.

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15 Jun 2012 22:13:19
Hi Ed are there strong interests on Wolcott from Chelsea?
Cheers
DW {Ed002's Note - No.}

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15 Jun 2012 19:52:04
Ed, do you think that the likes of Hulk, VDW or Azpilicueta players we have been linked with will be at the club before we head of the USA?

Cheers Marksnes {Ed002's Note - I have no idea.}

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15 Jun 2012 19:51:21
the interest in ibrahimovic,how far chelsea gone about it.

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Hopefully no where hes not worth it

curt

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Curt, he ran the show last night vs England ? Strength,long shots,dribbling,height,ball control. All round good player if you ask me.

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He is a world class striker curt mate. Don't personally want him at Chelsea but can't deny his class.

Melbourne CFC

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Nah i know hes a good player (bit overrated personally) i just meant not worth it considering hes 30 and we would probably have to folk out 40+ mill maybe

curt

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15 Jun 2012 19:45:23
Ed002: maicon to CFC. Any legs in it?
JG {Ed002's Note - I would not have thought so. He must be 30 now.}

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15 Jun 2012 18:57:05
ED002 Are spurs in talks with AVB over the managerial position? {Ed002's Note - I don't know if they are "in talks" but he would be someone to perhaps be considered. I very much doubt he would get the job.}

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15 Jun 2012 18:53:49
Has Kalou agreed to join Lille ED? Also any more news regarding transfers? {Ed002's Note - I don't know that there is any agreement but Lille have made it known they would like to discuss options with him.}

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15 Jun 2012 16:36:40
Lets get behind England and some of the Chelsea lads who are playing tonight! Would be nice if we dont moan about who we might or might no get in the transfer window! Lets chill out for the next few hours and hopefully watch some decent football being played! .....If not, im off on Fifa! :)

Carefree!

Benn

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15 Jun 2012 15:59:19
Ed could you please post on both rumours and banter.

Can I please ask that everyone reads through the posts before asking questions and I mean scroll down the page fully. Ed002 has given us every bit of information regarding the targets we currently have.

Ed002 is the most reliable person (including media) I have ever come across regarding Chelsea. e.g.. Anchellotti getting sacked at christmas time in 2010/11 season 6 months prior to it happening. Which is just one of at least 10 I personally could real off.

As a regular poster year round I can assure you Ed002 will give us any information they get as soon as they possible can. By continuously asking the same questions day in day out I can guarantee you will result in us receiving little to no information as all it does is frustrate the Eds.

We all love Chelsea, and they Ed's volunteer their time to this site. They do not get paid for their work. They, likes us, are football fanatics. Fortunately for us they have sources that mean they can give us up too date and reliable information.

We are the Kings of Europe.

Melbourne CFC {Ed002's Note - You are very sweet, thank you.}

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Hmmm. That was a very womanlike reply Ed! {Ed002's Note - Damn, busted.}

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Ha its not just frustrating for you Ed002 (although I'm sure it is a lot more frustrating on your side). I know I speak for the regulars when I say that your work is appreciated year round. I just don't want these 'transfer window posters' to ruin this site by angering yourself and keeping you from keeping us up too date.

And i did try and help out by only referring to you by Ed002 mate.

Melbourne CFC

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Ladies and Gentlemen...... Melbourne CFC. Good post mate, glad to see your posting again.

ELI

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I don't post much on the site, but I read through it every day and I've got to say I do get annoyed myself having to read the same questions over and over!

SW

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Ed a couple of times you have ignored my replys because they could upset the apple cart ,fair enough ,so why dont you just ignore the posters that ask you the same questions over and over ,then we non regulars,would not have to put up with charlie big potatoes melbourne cfc,and his hanger ons and thier self rightous views,..its our ball and your not playing!! {Ed002's Note - I have no idea who you are - you have not signed your post.}

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"Charlie big potatoes" really?! Surely you can do better mate.

ELI {Ed002's Note - Pretty nasty stuff.}

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Sorry about that ed,but not being a "REGULAR" i dont know how it works ,newish to this site ,though i do agree some of the questions you're asked over and over again,and some down right stupid, are very annoying for us, let alone you and other eds,like melbourne said your information is second to none and very appreciated but please cut us newbys some slack you ..regulars!!

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I come on here everyday to keep up to date with whatever information the eds can provide us,but some people seem to post rubbish over and over again just to annoy eds and the other fans.i strongly suggest anyone who doesnt want to be one of these idiots to start signing their posts,so at least we can see who the real morons are.

aL

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Mate I'm not trying to give the 'newbies' stick. It just seems anyone who isn't a regular doesn't understand that the window doesn't open until July 1st. They come on to ask about Hulk day in day out to mention just one.

So some common sense and realise although the Ed may be the last in the bloodline of god, Ed002 cannot give you new information that doesn't exist.

Melbourne CFC

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Fair play for the reply melbourne ,im the one that had the rant at you,mate, i get just as annoyed as you with the same questions and stupid questions,i appologise for the rant,iwas p**sed of being tarred with the same brush as them just because im new.though i do understand how you lot feel.calmed down now,wont sign out with a name this time as i will just get stick from some others for having a go at you .ok

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I'm a big boy mate I can look after myself. As the end says as long as it ain't abuse it's all fair game. Melbourne CFC

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15 Jun 2012 13:56:20
torres certainly shut the critics up (including some of the chelsea fans who wanted him gone)

how do your words taste?

curt

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Still need to get rid! Put frankley I could score for Spain and I've only got one leg! All last night did was add a couple of million back on to his value. He has been given more chances that a cat has lives,time to sell,sell,sell!


White wall

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Who rattled kurts cage and woke him up..

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White wall your a flog. He has had chances I don't deny that but the past 3 months of the EPL showed he had gained some confidence back in front of goal, and the brace yesterday couldn't hurt. Get behind ya players you muppet.

Melbourne CFC

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White wall what are you on. i spose ur another who wants cavani & falcao another 90 million to spend

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How can you be a Chelsea fan and still diss you own players! He played a blinder and was just a taster off what he is able to do when hes got the ball! Dont underestimate! Sit back and enjoy!

Benn

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Sorry forgot to sign.

White wall.

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Your all wrong I don't want MY club to spend millions on anyone! Feel the money spent on Torres has been wasted,we brought a player who at the time we didnt want or need,justs because you spend millions on a player it doesn't mean that you have to give them chance after chance. I feel that as much as I'd admire Torres as a player for Chelsea it just hasn't worked and fear that it won't work again next season. I hope and pray I'm wrong just feel you need yo know when to quit. Please don't accuse me of not supporting my team ive been following for longer than most of you on here have alive,I've been a season ticket holder sinc the age of 11 I'm now 47 I think I've earn the right to state my case.

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Didnt want or need ??

we had drogba, we needed a new striker

especially considering drog was gettin on

torres will score atleast 20 next year if he doesnt ill eat my own shoe

curt

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White wall

i dont wish to see your comments when they produce more bo**ocks than mine :D

and the unamed person no1 "rattled" my cage

i posted that last night but ed002 was hating me last night so wouldnt put my posts up

curt {Ed002's Note - It is not "hate" curt - if you play nice it won't be a problem.}

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Yer problem is ed when people start slagging me off you wont post my replys to defend myself :D

curt {Ed002's Note - If you were not such a jerk most of the time it would never happen.}

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I dont do anything most the time i come on here to people talking more about me than they do chelsea

i made 2 remarks

hazard wasnt great against england and chelsea played poor last season

how does that warrant people makin stupid comments

especially considering all the people that make these comments would melt if they got too near to fire (plastic fans)

curt

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Curt your are a bellend, what right have you got to judge other fans and call them plastic. We all love the club thats why we're here. Ktbffh

Deano

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Your supposed to be a fan of chelsea but you ever is talk about plastic and liverpool fans if you disagree with somebody in your eyes there not a fan

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Guys, lets face it. Neither side of this argument is in the right or wrong. You both have the right to express your opinions, yes however there's always a polite way of doing this and to be perfectly honest with you none of the comments have been polite unless they've been directed at the ED's. Don't get me wrong I'm not at all saying that the ED's should get stick as well, however I believe that everyone should treat each other as the 'majority' (Yes some people are rude to them) treat the ED's. At the end of the day if someone is rude to you... Be the bigger person and brush it off. Either don't reply or, if you have to, reply maturely. You're much more likely to annoy people this way!

Ash

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I'd love to see Torres bag 20 goals next season.

In Torres we trust.

Ads

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Curt,please take on board what deano is saying mate ,how old are you ? im 53 been a supporter since my dad took me to the bridge aged 6, born in london,i dont like being called a plastic fan just because im new on here ,is that fair enough...rayzor

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15 Jun 2012 13:38:16
How many more players would you expect to come in ed and at what positions {Ed002's Note - RTFP.}

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What does RTFP stand for ed ,please clarify,lol {Ed002's Note - It stands for Read The Posts.}

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You missed out the f...

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The f word rhymes with duckling!

FT9

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H***ling??

OsgoodIsKing

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15 Jun 2012 12:48:29
Hi Ed, quick question in terms of the Europa League qualifying spot from the FA Cup. Chelsea won the CL and the other finalists Liverpool already qualified through the League Cup. Of the semi-finalists Tottenham qualified for the Europa League from the league, so does that mean that Everton will take the Europa League FA Cup spot, being the only team who hadn't already qualified through Europe....

Hass {Ed002's Note - No, it goes to the other finalist then the next league team. Newcastle.}

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15 Jun 2012 12:41:32
ED have Galatasary agreed a fee to sign Ba from newcastle? {Ed002's Note - Not yet.}

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15 Jun 2012 12:33:15
Cech
Walker. Terry. Cahill. Cole
Fellani
Ramires. Mata. Hazard
Cavani. Torres.

I think playing two up front would make us a better footballing team, with the pace of hazard and ramires.The creativity of mata.Two great finishers up top, a huge strong holding player in fellani.Two fast wing backs and two solid centre halfs. The basics of a massively talented first team. Bench: lampard,luiz,Bertrand,Marin,essien

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What happens to Ivanovic?

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Iva doesnt mind covering at right back, but wants to play centre

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This should be the formation at home and lesser teams.

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I think with that formation would be lacking in the center of the field, with Ramires and Hazard looking to stretch play on the wings and Mata not being that physical, and playing high up it would leave Fellani in the middle on his own.

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No way can Fellaini cover all that ground. You better hope we don't give the ball away.

Tk

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15 Jun 2012 11:35:06
With tottenham not having champions league football and not a manager, maybe we could tempt a few players from them? Bale? Modric? etc...

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Kyle walker is all I would take. Left side is full so that's bale out. And their is better than modric.

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First it was Walcott now Bale . No. thank you. We are a football team not an athletics team. Plus I thought Modric was going to the mancs.

ELI

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Over last 2 days ive seen alot that bale wants out now dont think id wana see him come to chelsea though

Carefree

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I'd take bale over hulk. The only bad thing I see is he's one footed and somewhat injury prone. To put him in the same category as walcott is appalling.

Tk

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Not in the same category as walcott but he would play where hazard and mata will play and there both better

and hulk is better than bale and a right winger not left

curt

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15 Jun 2012 11:33:21
Cheslea have rebooted their interest in Cavani.

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I don't think we're gonna need Cavani with Torres looking good again . And no one should tell me its against Ireland or cause he has the likes of Xavi or iniesta around him. If he doesn't score we get to hear moaners and haters have a go at him, when he does score its even more haters and moaners with pathetic excuses . Come on EL NiNO shut em up!

ELI

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We need another striker as a backup because Sturridge is useless. The problem is though that Cavani or Falcao would not want to be anyone's backup. Proitos.

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Play a 4 1 3 2 then

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Cavani would actually imo be a great buy because he could play in a wider role, not as a winger in the way that Hulk can do but as a right striker in the way Anelka used to. He could complement Torres rather than compete with him.

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15 Jun 2012 11:21:07
Today been linked with Celtic midfielder Wanyama

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15 Jun 2012 11:09:28
ED002, I don't know if this has been asked before, but are you employed by Chelsea football club?

If you can't answer don't worry.

IB. {Ed002's Note - No I am not employed by the club. I am a freelance rodeo clown.}

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Freelance, risky....

Ever thought of taking a contract job?

IB.

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How much gota party coming up sounds like just the sort of act im lacking

Carefree

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I'd kinda like to see some half time rodeo clown action at the bridge nxt season... Any chance ed?
Marley {Ed002's Note - I am way too expensive for Chelsea to afford.}

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Wow that must be some show ;)
Marley

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Ill chip in 20 quid ed

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15 Jun 2012 10:44:06
When Torres knows he is number 1 striker and wanted he performs, with players and sort football we hope to get and play next season I think he will be deadly again and I'm looking coward to the headlines saying that torres is back and worth 50m, still long time til season starts and already got hazard and Marin so I'm hoping for hulk and and the france RB and a CM

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15 Jun 2012 10:36:22
chelsea to buy mathieu debuchy

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15 Jun 2012 09:31:18
Hi Eds, are Chelsea looking at signing this Torres fella who played up front for Spain last night? Looks like he is going to be an awesome player next season. haha

Trueblue82

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14 Jun 2012 23:59:55
I would just like to ask everyone why liverpool fans come on here?
I understand bitterness and jealousy are the obvious ones but it still perplexes me? is it because nothing is going on on there pages? Tools like puzzled and coz just reassures me of my view of the stereotypical, slack-jawed, dog-toothed scouser.

DannyTrueBlue

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Secret chelsea fans.

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Because its a banter site mate. It is perfectly rational to think that a fan of a team other than Chelsea would come on here to give us stick. Just as myself, Osgood and Shed have been known to head over to the LFC banter page to give it straight back.

We wouldn't be stressing if Swansea supporters came on here, and Liverpool can be considered a mid/low table team now.

Melbourne CFC {Ed002's Note - But you all have to play nice.}

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NOW what have I done?

Puzzled

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I realise that ed, but when it comes to Puzzled and Coz it is said tongue in cheek. Its a banter site that some people on here have been using for well over 2 years. I think some of the no named posters and new blokes to this site need to stop being so sensitive.

Puzzled you've just managed to make more friends mate. Have you considered trying the West Ham Banter Page, they are more to your level on footballing terms.

Champions of Europe, Equal F.A Cups with you guys with 7. Im starting to think that illustrious history you pipe on about is fast becoming our present and future.

Melbourne CFC

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And don't forget Melbourne mate, we have 3 more Premier League Trophies as well.

OsgoodIsKing

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Brilliant Melbourne,totally agree with you well said .
Hey "puzzled" I heard Sandy Caroll was playing today. I guess that means JT and Lescott would be doing the scoring.

ELI

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Leave puzzled alone
trevy

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Thanks trevy for sticking up for me , ELI
not greatly interested in England games I'm afraid

Puzzled

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Im not 100% sure but i think trevy was taking the p*ss puzzled

curt

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No i wasnt curt
trevy

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