Chelsea Banter Archive April 13 2011

 

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13 Apr 2011 23:53:47
You Liverpool fans bang on about your history! !
We also have a history were proud of. . We supported Chelsea through the bad times and the good. .
Your trophy room is all you have left! !
Were making history not banging on about it! !
Oh. . An Torres will come good! Trust me!
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME, ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL COMIC? WHAT HISTORY IS THAT? AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE SULK THAT IS TORRES, HE'LL BE PLYING HIS HAS-BEEN TRADE AT ATLETICO MADRID BEFORE TOO LONG!

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13 Apr 2011 22:45:48
You Liverpool fans bang on about your history! !
We also have a history were proud of. . We supported Chelsea through the bad times and the good. .
Your trophy room is all you have left! !
Were making history not banging on about it! !
Oh. . An Torres will come good! Trust me!

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13 Apr 2011 21:37:15
If Carlo Is Still In Charge Will he Get a Say in who stays and who goes at the end of the year?.

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13 Apr 2011 21:38:17
Theres rumours ed chelsea will swap torres for aguero any truth ?

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13 Apr 2011 21:18:38
Ceasefire in Libya as UN send in Fernando Torres , no shots reported so far ha ha ha.IN KK WE TRUST

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13 Apr 2011 20:27:13
I would personally have at chelsea next year. First of all sell that 50million flop i would personally swap him with Tevez seen as he never seems to be happy at City. Get rid of either drogba or anelka but deffinately keep one and get neymar in and bring good british talent like sturridge in to bring him on regularly from the bench:

Ins:

Tevez ( Man City)
Neymar (Santos
Sneijder ( Lampard is starting to lose it lets be honest should have score last night would be a valuable substitute though.)
Van Der Wiel ( Sell Alex. Ivanovic and Bruma back up for Terry and Luiz and sign Van Der Wiel very talented right back.
Loach ( This time a decent english keeper. Turnball's been s**te lets be honest and Hilario's guna be in a wheelchair soon.

Outs:

Hilario (Old. Get Rid)
Ferreira (Old. Get Rid)
Alex ( Been a great asset to the team but won't regain his place from Luiz and we have Ivanovic too.
Mikel ( Hasnt consistently performed would like to see McEachran start to be given more of a run.
Malouda (Falling out of favour been fantastic but we need to plan for future with Neymar.
Torres (Swap with Tevez would be ideal)
Drogba/Anelka (Personally I would rather keep Drogba for what he has done for chelsea he was still the best striker in the world till Wilkins left and our dip of form. Not been the same since.

FINALLY:

GET MOURINHOOOO BACKK WHERE HE BELONGSSSS ! ! !

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13 Apr 2011 20:13:34
After champs league exit does anyone think the writing is on the wall for Ancellotti and after Mouriniho stating his intention to stay in Spain who looks likely to come in?
My money is on Hiddink any other offers ?

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13 Apr 2011 19:09:55
Desires should be kept aside and we should focus on our needs.

needs
1) left winger. . Options are neymar, hazard, de bruyene

2)right winger. . Sanchez, payet. If nobody comes Sturridge and yousi would rotate for that place

3) attacking midfielder. .hamsik, dozagev, pastore, sniedjer, kaka, henderson, are options

4) holding midfielder. . Dejong, fellani, busquets, mascherano are options

5) right back. . Vanderviel, sergio ramos

6) cetre back. . Subotic' kajer, mexes, pepe, cahill, phil jones, kompany,

7) goal keeper. . Begovic.

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13 Apr 2011 18:57:05
Against united almost whole team looked out of sort. Is this the pressure of being sold in summer or jealousy & lack of cohesiveness among old boys after the arrival of el nino and luiz. things have been different there was one or two culprits in the team, but know whole team is looking vunerable.

1)Drogba. . Overaged. Might be sold to madrid.
2)Anelka. . Enigma. Maybe going to states to join henry.
3)Malouda. . Looks Unsetelled.
4)Lampard. . Injury prone age. I would not be surprised if he is appointed next chelsea assistant manager. selling him would help chelsea lower their wage bill.
5)Essien. . Picks injury every season and looking out of form at his age 28, chelsea can do a good business.
6)Mikel. . One dimensional player. Might be used as a wakeweight and sold to a italian club
7) Kalou. . Hitherto, treated as squad player. Might be used as makewieght in vander viel deal.
8) Hilario. .maybe make him goalkeeping coach.
9)Zhirkov. . injury prone. Never looks like first choice till ashley is there. Swap with that dzogev would be interesting.
10)Manciene. . deep down the pecking order. Rather than face humiliation again, he should himself hand in a transfer request.
Bosingwa. .overrated from start, belleti was the best right back we ever had
Ferreria. .maybe lost fire under his belly

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13 Apr 2011 19:02:48
Who do people want as the next chelsea Manager?

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13 Apr 2011 18:37:47
The reason why liverpool fans are so loud is the fact that when you brought torres you were on our web page gloating for weeks on end, im glade to say the plastic grin has been wiped off our plastic face, what is ot now 11 games 0 goals for 50 mill you were robbed and just to rub more salt in to your wounds we got suarez and carroll with your money

yes we may not have champions league but we are still a bigger club than you just look at our trophie room /history compared to your trophie cabinet"nuff said"

YNWA for life

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13 Apr 2011 17:54:28
Liverpool fans very loud tonight. .
Let's see how well you do in Champions League next season?
Oh yes. . YOU WON'T BE THERE! !
And as for your history. . It won't help you one bit now! !
So shut up and f*** off you mugs!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . we might not be in the champions league next season but we still got more chance of winning it than you's . and the only way john terry will get his hands on the champions league cup before he retires is to do a liverpool fc tour it open from 9 to 5 mon to fri tell him to bring his mate abramovich with him. we got 5 for him to hold . . .joe the red. Y.N.W.A.

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13 Apr 2011 16:39:56
ED


Have we had a bid for david de gea ? {Ed002's Note - A while ago.}

Why would we go for a gk would he be an understudy to cech? Would it not be better to spend on other areas of squad/team {Ed004's Note - I am not sure why either, it would make more sense to strengthen the rest of the squad imo}

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13 Apr 2011 16:15:57
Ed marca says mata is coming to the premier league and that chelsea are willing to pay 30 mil euros
and torres gave good reports about him
any truth

{Ed002's Note - Chelsea have shown an interest but there is nothing firm at the moment.}

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13 Apr 2011 14:05:41
Cech
V.D.Wiel Luiz Terry Cole
Fellaini
Ramires Hamsik
Aguero Torres Neymar
Subs:
Begovic
ivanovic
Subotic
Essien
De Bruyne
Mata etc.
Lukaku.

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13 Apr 2011 13:54:33
Ed are chelsea interseted in kevin de bruyne ? {Ed002's Note - I don't know of anything new about Kevin de Bruyne. There has been some genereal interest in teh player by Chelsea rather than anything specific.}

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13 Apr 2011 13:50:57
Would chelsea consider marcelo lippi as manager he said the job appeals to him.

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13 Apr 2011 13:13:15
Have we had a bid for david de gea ? {Ed002's Note - A while ago.}

Is there still interest though ?

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13 Apr 2011 13:08:47
Do you think the team will be built around torres next year, If so surely it has be a 4-5-1 formation and play someone behind torres like gerrard did for liverpool,

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13 Apr 2011 12:41:13
Rafa to take over at athletico madrid and take torres with him. chelsea will get a couple of players plus cash, , deal done in the summer


you do know that rafa and torres had a massive bust up at liverpool, and last year torres said it was rafa or him who goes. . so he defo won't take him to madrid.

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13 Apr 2011 11:05:26
Ed - do you expect abromovich to be motivated by us being knocked out this early to spend more and redo the squad and who can you please tell who are the 3 most likely players to join at this moment ? {Ed002's Note - Being out of the Champions League changes nothing. The plan has always been to refresh the team over the summer.}

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13 Apr 2011 09:37:55
Mcecheran*, what are our plans with him?, break him him slowly or send him on loan, personally id send him out on loan and hope he does a 'wilshere'
{Ed002's Note - I expect a season on loan.}
Maybe he could go to bolton on loan the loan players who go there do really well namely Wilshere and sturridge. Thoughts ed?
TALRD BITC

{Ed002's Note - It may be a possibility.}

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13 Apr 2011 01:09:26
Liverpool fans very loud tonight. .
Let's see how well you do in Champions League next season?
Oh yes. . YOU WON'T BE THERE! !
And as for your history. . It won't help you one bit now! !
So shut up and f*** off you mugs!

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13 Apr 2011 00:55:57
But do you see him being there next year ED ? {Ed001's Note - possibly, depends on if Mourinho is still at Madrid or not.}

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13 Apr 2011 00:33:05
I think Roman needs to bring in Benitez for you guys - he knew how to play Torres and what players to put around him. He will get the best out of Torres for you. I don't think he is the best manager out there, but he would fix the Torres issue.

LIVERPRES

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13 Apr 2011 00:27:56
Anyone fancy a Torres night out? Loads of shots, it costs a fortune and you go home early without scoring

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13 Apr 2011 00:16:00
Carlo should stay 1 more year, after we let ballack and co leave last year it was always going to be hard, But in the summer carlo should buy player's that he wants what do you think ED is his time up ? {Ed001's Note - Carlo has never picked the players and he was brought in partly because of his ability to work with players given to him.}

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