Chelsea Banter Archive February 06 2011

 

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06 Feb 2011 23:26:23

All you Chelski scumbags who were on our page having a pop about Torres and saying "see you on Sunday" and that well a few words HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Plastic fans who were hopeless today.

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06 Feb 2011 23:23:11

Liverpool fan here I. Hope you know what you're getting with Chelsea I love ALL football clubs I think whatever side you support the passion and love for your own team is great whatever team you support but Chelsea? You're jus so fake! Even city are better than you for fanbase you aren't a proper club yu aren't a family John Terry is a donut. Chin up Nando.

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06 Feb 2011 22:45:39

75 million and another defeat. Who in there right mind would invest 50 million pounds into a player who has been out of form for two seasons and is 27? Why would we not over bid for an up and coming player with great potential? If you ask me, this wasn't Ancelotti's decision, the man isn't an idiot. {new ed's note: you dont rate Torres then ??}

Who will be Chelsea's next manager come the summer then boys?

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06 Feb 2011 22:21:52
Dear roman, there will be no 28 day money back guarantee. love from kenny and the lads

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06 Feb 2011 22:08:16

His armband proved he was a red torres torres til romans money turned his head torres torres. he thinks he'll have a better life until john terry shags his wife fernando torres chelseas number 9!

paul

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06 Feb 2011 21:56:58
How sad it must be being a Chelsea fan.
Getting beat by the mighty reds and we couldn't be arsed giving Suarez a run out and your new number 9 looked a dejected figure once he was taken.
In the words of the great Jim Royal Destiny MY ARSE
Scally13

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06 Feb 2011 21:56:02
All i can say is , unlucky fernando :)

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06 Feb 2011 21:53:29
We do not need to give away flags for our fans to wave - our supporters are always there with their hearts and that is all we need. Its the passion of our fans that helps us win matches - not flags. . Rafa Benitez
Scally13

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06 Feb 2011 21:49:51
ha HAHAHha ha ha ha ha ha HAHAAHha ha ha ha !

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06 Feb 2011 21:38:39
Think your sugar daddy might just be wishing he'd bought a propper football club! :)

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06 Feb 2011 21:31:10

Fernando torres has put in a shock transfer request.
YNWA

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06 Feb 2011 21:15:01

This stuff torres said about joining a big club, its what every new signing says about their new club, he as gone to win things and that's it, hes not gone for money. i do believe he would have more chance of winning with us, I know he left at the wrong time, but how many times do you think he could of left and never, just to see the club decline more, we are on the up now. I know if he really believed he could win trophies with liverpool, he would of stayed, now that's poor judgement by him, he thought he couldnt, we all know better, he scored loads of fantastic and important goals for liverpool, and we should all remember that, i still get a knot in my stomach when im watching lfc tv and see him scoring in the red shirt. We should thank him and wish him luck. chelsea fans, don't worry, you will see the torres we had a year or 2 ago GOOD LUCK FERNANDO

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06 Feb 2011 21:13:35

You are NOT having your money back! ! ! !

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06 Feb 2011 21:07:22
To all cheski fans. You should be ashamed of youselves. No atmosphere today when you where 1 nil down.

Torres. You have joined a club with no identity no real fans no culture no humour no modesty no history. In truth chelsea are nothing. Liverpool is a religion. We are liverpool.

We always prevail. You will fade away. Goodbye Cheski.

Never walk alone.

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06 Feb 2011 20:49:07
No matter how much money you have you simply cannot buy CLASS! quality performance by the Mighty Reds today. . . . . . ps ed, were are all the cfc fans tonight?? ? all giving it large the last few days. . . . . .strangely quiet, wonder why?? ? ah I remember now. . . . . . cfc 0 -LFC 1. get in! ha ha

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06 Feb 2011 20:36:15

When you walk through the storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of the lark

WALK ON, THROUGH THE WIND!
WALK ON THROUGH THE RAIN!
THOUGH YOUR DREAMS BE TOSSED AND BLOWN
WALK ON, WALK ON, WITH HOPE IN YOUR HEART
AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!

WALK ON! WALK ON! WITH HOOP IN YOUR HEART
AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!
YOU'LL N-EVER WALK ALONE! !

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06 Feb 2011 20:32:26

Carragher has been arrested at stamford bridge when questioned by police ha said he didn't realise he had 50million in his arse pocket

chelsea 0 liverpool 1 bring on champions league (5 times)

06 Feb 2011 20:32:24
We have! ! ! !

04 Feb 2011 12:34:36
Can't wait till Torres has his debut on Sunday so all the Liverpool whining that has infected this board can stop.

He has left, for a lot of money, to a team that on its day is very very good. All this sanctimonious 'he was Liverpool through and through' and all that is such tosh. He was Atletico Madrid (which was his boyhood club) 'through and through' and left them so why should he be expected to be a Liverpool player for life?!

Liverpool fans are delusional.

You got a good deal. Now get over it already and move on.
-AM-

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06 Feb 2011 20:25:23

Congratulations Chelsea and Abramovich you have finally lost all sense of the great game, carry on playing the way you are and your be playing europa league next year, i have never seen such a absymal performance by a home team, i never thought that i would be celebrating the day we sold Torres but today he disrupted your team.
I'm afraid he is one of these players who will never settle, i quite expext him to be looking for a transfer back to spain in january 2013 whan he has won nothing for your lot.
50 million what a deal, we outplayed you, 2 shots on target in 90mins at home.

Another barren season for you then.

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06 Feb 2011 20:02:54
Torres never had a chance today against a liverpool defence, Kelly looks top class , Carra is back, agger is playing his style of football again , Johnson is a hand full at left back, Lucas and meireles have steped up there game, Gerrard pulling all the strings again and liverpool still got suarez and carrol to come in and destroy defences. and to top it all KING KENNY has been a genius

CHELSEA 0 LIVERPOOL 1

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06 Feb 2011 19:46:39
Russian roulette - Chelski dead!

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06 Feb 2011 19:41:37
To the rhythm of the ex_torres song:
"We went to stamford bridge, kicked ass and won! And won! Tell us how many goals you scored? Thats none! Thats none! You left and tried to kick our rear, but carra made you disappear! Well done you traitor, you'll never win again!"
Red bl00ded!
PS why are you all so quiet? Sure had alot to say a few hours ago.

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06 Feb 2011 19:40:10

Please note any faulty goods bought in the January sales is non returnable.

Kenny Dalglish

06 Feb 2011 19:39:14

I couldnt hear myself think listening to all those memorable Chelsea anthems ringing around the ground today, best supporters in the world, stick by your team when they are down, never ever put the boot in on your manager after a loss, you should all be so proud of each other and the international acclaim you have as a mega team. . . cue. .tumbleweed. . .more tumbleweed.
1-0

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06 Feb 2011 19:34:11

Liverpool were not the only team who didn't have a number 9 playing today!

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06 Feb 2011 19:27:05

Message to the guy who said that Chavski would be 'smashing us at the bridge on sunday', did you have a nice afternoon?! Talk about a sinking ship!

06 Feb 2011 19:18:42

Can't wait till Torres has his debut on Sunday so all the Liverpool whining that has infected this board can stop.

He has left, for a lot of money, to a team that on its day is very very good. All this sanctimonious 'he was Liverpool through and through' and all that is such tosh. He was Atletico Madrid (which was his boyhood club) 'through and through' and left them so why should he be expected to be a Liverpool player for life?!

Liverpool fans are delusional.

You got a good deal. Now get over it already and move on.
-AM-

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Thank you for your words of wisdom, we have done, oh and thanks for the £50 million!

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06 Feb 2011 19:14:51
Torres 50£m Steve Clarke 0£

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06 Feb 2011 19:07:52

Judas and the rent boys nil
Liverpool 1

Well Torres got some great supporters now !

You got lots in common all chasing the money god you tw~~ts deserve each other.
Where are the plastic flags?

Maybe Roman should use his money to buy some support because you lot are sh*ep.

Cheers boys.

06 Feb 2011 19:05:51

9am 07/02/11 Monday morning:
Carlo meets Roman in the Chelsea corridors.
Tumbleweed rolls by as Roman says - come wiz me pleaz Carloo. Aha ha!
I don't ever gloat to other team' fans, but just because a few Chelsea fans came to my site recently to rub she*p in our face - i'll now return the favour!
A ha! 1 nil, 1 nil, 1 nil, 1 nil, 1 nil!
Thanks for the £50m too guys
Duped maybe?
No point replying to me cause i won't be back to this rubbish team' site.
But - A ha !
Irish Kev.

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06 Feb 2011 19:01:02
Can you hear the words Fernando 1-0, 1-0

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06 Feb 2011 18:57:13

A aha hahaahha ha ha. Thanks for the memories Torres, enjoy your new home. Is it me or is his hair getting darker the more unhappy he becomes?
Thanks for the £50 mill, Drogba and Anelka were sparking off him, great signing, NOT.
Think Ancelloti's being told what to do by Abramovich, and we all know where that ends up (Special one. .)
YNWA

06 Feb 2011 18:55:42
6 pts and £50million for an over the hill striker. If you plan on giving us any more freebies, your top 4 spot would be appreciated. L0l. . Plastic team, plastic fans, plastic banners(shankly gates lma0!), plastic flags, plastic atmosphere. But don't worry, a few lessons on how to create the world's best footballing atmosphere is free with your scheduled anfield hammering the next time you come to town. See you and your £50million mistake next season!
Red bl00ded!

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06 Feb 2011 18:35:40

Thanks for the 6 points and the 50m chelsea
YNWA

06 Feb 2011 18:34:48

£50 million thanks very much! !Ha.

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06 Feb 2011 18:10:06

Where the hell have they all gone its like a ghost town on here

TC

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06 Feb 2011 18:03:52

70 million well spent

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06 Feb 2011 16:35:57
At the ground & I can see giroboys crying, looking at the torres shirts.
Do feel soory for them, told them where cardboard city is & gave them a £1 for a cup of tea.
Smelly gits need to wash though.
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tell yr dipstick chav club they have put shanklys gate on yr traitor banners, priceless, ha ha ha

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06 Feb 2011 15:14:27

At the ground & I can see giroboys crying, looking at the torres shirts.
Do feel soory for them, told them where cardboard city is & gave them a £1 for a cup of tea.
Smelly gits need to wash though.

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