Chelsea Banter Archive May 03 2015

03 May 2015 22:30:03
I huge success to the entire Chelsea FC (players, coaching crew, medical team, youth team, owner and wonderful fellow fans) now let's build on these success hopefully 6 or 7 more within the next decade and also hoping to garnish it with the big ear cup(champions league trophy) as well. I can't help but hope zouma doesn't get too comfortable in the pivot and become less efficiency as a central back (I really want him to be our Vincent Company) but I see him doing a "Yaya Toure" with the way he bosses midfield, if that happens, who would you have as future Central back succeeding our legendary captain (sorry for the long post)

04 May 2015 13:22:53
Darray I really believe we already have a great leader in the team. And it is Ivanovic

{Ed002's Note - I assume you are joking.}

04 May 2015 18:28:54
I am not, in my eyes he has all abbilities to lead defense as terry did

{Ed002's Note - Not at all. And he still might leave at the end of this month.}

03 May 2015 20:54:42
Hope these last games we do t sit so deep and rip them apart and play some amazing attcking foitball to shut these boring lot up. Champions champions!!

03 May 2015 22:07:54
Totally agree mate

03 May 2015 22:47:55
We are way capable and we've proved that this season up Untill end of January, but they never wanna remember the start do they.

03 May 2015 18:01:48
Question: Officially fastest Chelsea player is?

{Ed018's Note - Zouma?}

03 May 2015 18:06:22
Willian or cuadrado

03 May 2015 18:15:25
Hahaha Ed :) just that mention of Zouma made me think of that crunching tackle in the last minute today! Game all but clinched and he was still destroying people. He's such a beast, it wouldn't even surprise me if he had the fastest top speed.

03 May 2015 20:08:45
Believe it or not officially it is Branislav Ivanovic.
Fastest players today on the pitch were
1.Bolasie
2.Zaha
3.Ivanovic

03 May 2015 21:07:16
Not. I think in a plain footrace no Chelsea player beats Ramires

03 May 2015 22:15:46
I bet Remy can also burn in a foot race. I'd prolly put my money on willian or cuadrado as well though.

03 May 2015 22:38:11
That sprint Ramires pulled off during the Leicester game was ridiculous!

04 May 2015 07:46:04
Sorry people, but that's official test results. I have to admit, I was suprised myself.

04 May 2015 08:57:40
In what part of your post did you say "fastest in today's game"? You said fastest Chelsea player lol

05 May 2015 09:52:44
Cuadrado, Willian, Hazard were all on the pitch. Clubs regularly test physical abilities of their players and then publish results. What I have wrote are 3 fastest players on the pitch statistically.
Statistically fastest Chelsea player is 31 year old Branislav Ivanovic.
It is just interesting data nothing else.

03 May 2015 16:19:00
Congrats to ed002 and pinky on your title

{Ed018's Note - no congrats to me?}

03 May 2015 16:27:00
Who are you?

{Ed002's Note - Don't tell him.}

03 May 2015 17:02:10
Thanks mate

{Ed018's Note - look at you Pinky, getting people from the other pages congratulating you. You must not give them the grief you give us}

03 May 2015 17:07:19
Cheers Malaga, good luck for the FA cup final (well not really but)

03 May 2015 17:25:02
Haha pinky is the rumours pimp

{Ed018's Note - pimp? Not the word I'd use to describe Curt... Oh I mean Pinky}

03 May 2015 17:44:51
Curt? Don't think I was using this site when the infamous curt was around but had no idea it was pinky the pimp! I am shocked

{Ed018's Note - yea it's about time Pinky admits that he is Curt and I know that he is}

03 May 2015 17:49:41
Maybe he's shy mate

03 May 2015 17:52:17
Haha pathetic Malaga gooner, comes on here to congratulate us and then disses us on the Arsenal page, bitter goon. Honestly, I'm glad you didn't congratulate every blue on the page cause quite frankly we don't need or deserve your false congratulations, we were wordy Champions and we definitely deserved this. First since the very start, we've done it all from great attacking play, to solid defensive displays.

Congrats to all the blues on here and the two awesome Ed002 and 018, Been great following the season with all of you. Looking forward to the summer on here.

P. S unlike you Malaga I say my mind and I'm not as bitter so here is me hoping Aston Villa smash you at Wembley, and put Youse back in your natural habitat of no trophies. Feel free to sing along Chelsea, Chelsea. :)

{Ed018's Note - cheers Eli. Well said}

03 May 2015 18:17:47
Saw that as well, Eli. Well said :)

03 May 2015 18:23:21
I felt obliged to respond to Malaga on the arsenal page, some of those guys are true gents but some talk complete waffle

03 May 2015 20:57:29
Am not curt you can check that by the i'd code

{Ed018's Note - not like I used to be able to. I still think you but whatever}

03 May 2015 22:23:05
Haha Curt, was full of dribble wasn't he! Good banter Ed18, I agree with you, I think he is still on here disguised as someone else.
Top day today, have led from the front from the off, what a great season! Enjoy it fellow blues.

03 May 2015 15:48:23
Congratulations guys, head and shoulders above the rest of us this season. Well deserved.

03 May 2015 17:35:15
Thanks mate :) maybe now Mourinho will field some rotation players next week and you'll have a better chance of getting a result! ;-)

03 May 2015 15:26:05
Congratulation to our boys every Chelsea fan in the world!!🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

03 May 2015 15:33:25
Well done everyone, it was just a matter of getting the job done today. Pressure is now off the team and we can relax and maybe play a more entertaining brand of football for the final few matches.