Chelsea Banter Archive May 30 2011

 

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30 May 2011 23:48:45
30 May 2011 22:23:28
Luka Modric to Chelsea a lot of journalists think this is a move that well may happen.

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Ok. We all know that. He's in that same group of 25 other players the journalists think we are signing

He is the player we need in midfield the missing link. .

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We need more than Modric, we need Sneijder aswell as Aguero, Neymar and VDW if were to compete next season.


I don't think Sneijder is gonna leave Inter. Its a good chance we could land the other 4 you have listed. And I think if we were to add those 4 we would compete on all fronts just fine

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I would love him but where are you getting that from?

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If Sneijder considers himself to be one of the best midfielders in the world then theres no reason why he would'nt be wanting to come an prove it by playing in the PL.

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30 May 2011 22:23:28
Luka Modric to Chelsea a lot of journalists think this is a move that well may happen.

BLUEBLOOD


Ok. We all know that. He's in that same group of 25 other players the journalists think we are signing

He is the player we need in midfield the missing link. .

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We need more than Modric, we need Sneijder aswell as Aguero, Neymar and VDW if were to compete next season.

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30 May 2011 22:00:51
OMG OMG OMG ed has anything changed with neymar/lukaku/aguero/vdw in the last 5mins?????
some people on here are so annoying, nothing happens over night - especially when the window isn't even open yet. plus i thought its called "chelsea rumours" not "ed question time."


It's bizarre isn't it. I at least fill in my name and email address so the Ed doesn't think Im a complete goof

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I'm sure that the Eds. realize that the name and email you used were made up anyways. .

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30 May 2011 21:40:31
OMG OMG OMG ed has anything changed with neymar/lukaku/aguero/vdw in the last 5mins?????
some people on here are so annoying, nothing happens over night - especially when the window isn't even open yet. plus i thought its called "chelsea rumours" not "ed question time."

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30 May 2011 21:42:03
How many games Van Aanholt played this season? When Cole could not not play LB possition was covered by Zhirkov or Fereira.

Was Van Aanholt not loaned out to Leister? I beleive it was successful or am I mistaken?

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30 May 2011 21:42:03
How many games Van Aanholt played this season? When Cole could not not play LB possition was covered by Zhirkov or Fereira.

Was Van Aanholt not loaned out to Leister? I beleive it was successful or am I mistaken?


Yes he was loaned out the second half of the season

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30 May 2011 21:20:44
How many games Van Aanholt played this season? When Cole could not not play LB possition was covered by Zhirkov or Fereira. i didn't say that is going to be sold he will end his career in CFC, but he needs back up. McEachran is more DM than CM he might develope to become good player but CFC needs back up for Lampard ASAP. I've said that signing Fabregas is unlikely his price is 60m. There was rumour tha Ozil might be available for 25m due to Sahin coming to Real on the other hand it is also unlikely because Canales is on his way to Villareal to replace Rossi who is probably go to Barca as back up for Messi&Xavi. Modric is not better player than Kranjcar far worse than Diego. there are no signs that Ioan Gorcouff is CFC targert. Kaka is priced 50m-to much. What are the options? All depends what is going to be tactics of newcoming manager. Is it going to be 4-4-2 or 4-4-2 diamond or 4-3-3. If it is 4-4-2 CFC doesn't need Neymar. Kakuta didn't shine as LW last season and Malouda is 30-31. Anchelotti tried to play 4-4-2 diamond problem was AM since Ballack and Deco left, Lampard is much more CM.


van aanholt will be given the chance to be the backup at left back. im still not sure why you think this position is of such great concern. we have one of the best left backs in the world. and a good young backup that the club believes in. the rest of what you are saying is bizarre. josh is not a defensive mid. carlo played him there to get him time. we are not getting fabregas. he wants to go to barcelona. don't even worry about formations. we don't have a manager and havent even signed any new players yet. so nows not the time for fantasy football

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Mate You sound really depresed. CFC is Abramovich amusement, do You have an idea how much money is this guy making every year. After buying Torres he is going to spend much more. Drogba and Lampard's generation is retireing. CFC needs fresh blood.R.A can afford that.

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30 May 2011 20:02:04
30 May 2011 19:46:50
Hi Ed, any chance Thomas Muller will become available in the summer, he would be a real young dynamic option and a long term replacement for Lamps. {Ed002's Note - Most doubtful.}


Why not wait for legitimate information for Chelsea to be linked with Muller before asking about him. We all know he's a good player, but we also know Bayern does not want to sell him

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30 May 2011 19:59:27
30 May 2011 19:46:27
30 May 2011 19:09:59
Hey ed, Wagner Riberio - neymar's agent- 's comments on twitter aren't looking too good.
-"Neymar this happy at Santos, do not want to relocate this summer. Want to play much the world interclub en Tokio."
If they're right, are we going to give up or pursue it further? Surely we must spend big this summer?

{Ed002's Note - I gave you everything you need to know about Neymar previously.}


Ed, does this mean Ribiero and zahavli weren't actually in England today

{Ed002's Note - There is no way I am commenting on Twitter posts.}


Fair enough. Twitter has to be about as unreliable as they come

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30 May 2011 19:46:27
30 May 2011 19:09:59
Hey ed, Wagner Riberio - neymar's agent- 's comments on twitter aren't looking too good.
-"Neymar this happy at Santos, do not want to relocate this summer. Want to play much the world interclub en Tokio."
If they're right, are we going to give up or pursue it further? Surely we must spend big this summer?

{Ed002's Note - I gave you everything you need to know about Neymar previously.}


Ed, does this mean Ribiero and zahavli weren't actually in England today

{Ed002's Note - There is no way I am commenting on Twitter posts.}

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But it is his officail page and people are always asking him about Neymar asking him what Chelsea have to do to buy him and he explains that santos own 60% and investors own 40% and he said it is complex but i don't think he can say Yes the deal is going through as it goes against both clubs wishes

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30 May 2011 16:16:43
Ed, you've got to be hoping that Chelsea announce the signing of neymar sooner than later. You have to be tired of repeating your self {Ed002's Note - It won't stop the questions - "So why was it announced on Thursday and not Friday? What does that mean? How will than impact the purchase of ....}

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That's true. And I guess it won't matter. You can get ready for the Van Der Weil questions to come every 5 minutes

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I guess the whole twitter thing regarding neymar has made answering questions about him even more enjoyable. People must assume you live with neymar and can give us second by second updates

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30 May 2011 16:02:03
With Swansea looking likely to come to the Prem Atm it would be the perfect place for Josh Mc to go on loan to for 1 year as they play Total football would be great for him also with Brendan Rogers there to help him progress {Ed002's Note - Total Football - like the Dutch?}

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Well yeah what was the point in sending Kakuta to Fulham when he played the last 6 7 mins of every game Send him and Josh to Swansea where they will be regulars and play football the right way

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30 May 2011 15:54:03
Ed, when do the players come back for pre season training {Ed002's Note - During July sometime. Some may be allowed an extra week if they have been in competition.}

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30 May 2011 15:46:23
All The Cfc Fans On Facebook Beware There Is A Page Called { Chelsea Fc News } Who Spreads Crap Rumours And Wrong Info Regarding Our Beloved Club. They Reported That Neymar Lukaku Van Der Wiel Are Done Deals Before And Has Been Busted. Please Prevent Your Self And Friends From Joining This Page.
Dear Ed? Some Fans Asking You About This Stupid Rumours And News Are Hearing It From That Page.

Iboo {Ed002's Note - OK, thanks. I was wondering where the high number of dumb questions were coming from.}

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They also posted about torres being a good buy at 50m, geez what do they know,

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CFC news is Crap! I found only one page on FB reliable, CFCTS who are very reliable, they were absolutely spot on with Torrez, Luiz & now Neymar! Any one have any idea who runs that page!

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30 May 2011 13:29:32
Where is Ivanovic mate?

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30 May 2011 13:26:29
Hi Ed, How many players do you think we'll likely sign this summer? Neymar is more likely going to be the first one. {Ed002's Note - I am not going to stick my neck out and guess, but expect a few.}

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I'll guess and say 4-5. That seems like a reasonable number. Seems like they can improve the areas they need. I'd expect one of them to be a backup goalie. I'd like to see a rb, cam, winger, and foward. But who knows what roman has planned

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30 May 2011 09:19:35
After much deliberation on who is to become our new manager, former Chelsea defender Frank Sinclair has been offered the prestigious job and will be moving from Wrexham in the next few weeks. His impeccable defensive record and unrivalled experience make him the perfect choice for the role.

Lampard has finally made the move to management as his legs are too tired for playing these days. Harking back to his days as a pupil at Brentwood School, he has opted to manage Brentwood Town FC and is in final negotiations with them at this very moment. Mikel is now considered to be one of the best attacking midfielders in the world and following a failed attempt by Barcelona to sign him, he will make a wonderful replacement for Frank.

The Goalie situation has reached meltdown point as cech is constantly in a state of migraine following his past injuries. Lined up is a double swoop. . the first being a return for cudicini from tottenham (who has got sick of the motorbike taunts from the tottenham terraces) and Kasper Schmeichel who is widely considered to be a far superior keeper to his dad.

Apparently, lionel messi has got sick of winning stuff at Barcelona and is looking for a real challenge and change. he has been an avid Chelsea supporter since his childhood in Argentina when he met Glen Hoddle at a Gaucho steakhouse in Rosario while Glen was on on holiday.
With Glen coming in as Frank Sinclairs no. 2, it will be a natural move for messi . . expect to see him at the bridge by Mid June.
Chelsea team Next season. .
K.Schmeichel
D.Luiz Terry Murty Cole
Essien
Mikel Ramires
Torres Drogba Messi

Manager F.Sinclair
No.2 G.Hoddle

All this info is 100% guaranteed from a totally reliable source within the Chelsea camp. (Thanks to keith in refreshments!)

come on you blues. . with a team like this we are gonna surely win the quad!

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30 May 2011 02:30:29
well get neymar, turan, rinaudo, ganso, vdwiell, gk?
sorts out creativity, wing play, proper holding mif, attacking rb and sub gk.
thats what we need to be going for

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30 May 2011 00:58:48
Abramovich in search for his sexy football is now offering a no win no stay contract to any manager that thinks he can bring this to the bridge. The other catches are as follows. The new manager has to try an do it with players of Abramovich's selection and also has to let Abramovich do the team talks before each game. My view verdict and opinion on this latest peace of news are simple. Good f***ing luck!

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LOL! U jokes!

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30 May 2011 00:46:45
Ed, Wayne Rooney any chance of a bid being made or am I dreaming lol!

{Ed002's Note - One weird dream.}

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I bet you would have said the exact same thing if ide have suggested Torres before he mad his move. Anything is possible in football, I thought you new that ed.

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. . until the Torres dream became a nightmare

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