Chelsea Banter Archive August 30 2011

30 Aug 2011 22:45:06
can i ask you the the million dollar question of the summer transfer window? what do you do after tomorrow until january you lazy GIT? lol {Ed018's Note - if your asking me, i go to work like i do every day.}

Ha you dumbass, it's not like they get paid to do this. Purely a hobby.

30 Aug 2011 21:11:32
Irrelevant to us, but i came up with a parody of Avenged Sevenfold's Nightmare, Wenger's Nightmare for the crisis at Arsenal, can i get some feedback please...

Wenger's Nightmare


Nightmare!
(Now your nightmare comes to life)
Dragged you down below down to Old Trafford,
To be Fergie’s guest forever,
Peace of mind is less than never
Hate to twist your mind, but Fans ain’t on your side
An old acquaintance severed,
Render of your last endeavor
And yet you see yourself as clever,
Signing youngsters who will never,
Be world class, you need experience,
That’s shown from the thrashing.
8 goals conceded, only 2 scored,
The Cannon whimpers while the devil roars!

You should have known.
The price of players,
And it hurts to know that you belong here, yeah.
No one to call, everybody to fear,
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah
ooooh it’s Wenger’s nightmare!


Money burning, you can smell it in the air,
Cause men like you have such an easy soul to steal.
So stand in line while banging numbers in your head,
You’re now a slave until the end of time
And nothing stops the madness turning,
haunting, yearning, pull the trigger!
You should have known
The price of players,
And it hurts to know that you belong here, yeah
Ooooh, it’s Wenger’s nightmare!
While your nightmare comes to life
Can’t wake up in sweat, cause it ain’t over yet,
Still arguing with your Board,
Victim of your own creation,
Beyond the will to fight,
Where no Marquee Signings right
Where hate don’t need a reason
Signing is self-assassination
You’ve been lied to just to fail to sign,
And now they have the nerve to tell you how they feel.
So sedated as they medicate your brain
And while ya slowly go insane they tell you
Give in with your best intentions
Help ya with your complications
You should have known
the price of players,
And it hurts to know that you belong here, yeah
No one to call, everybody to fear
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah.
Ooooo it’s Wenger’s Nightmare
(ha ha ha ha!)
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Fight, fight, to sign, sign
Not to fail, not to fail
Or you’ll end up like the others.
Quit, Quit, again, Quit
Drenched in failure,
With no respect for another
Oh!
Board, You!
Feel the loss, loss
Feel the hate, hate
Your pain is what we desire.
Lost, lost, hit the wall, wall
Watch you crawl, crawl for
Such an irreplaceable player.
And I know you hear fan’s voices
(calling from above),
And I know they may seem real
(these signals of decision),
But a life’s made up of choices
(some without appeal),
They took your money for granted,
And it’s ours now to steal,
As your nightmare comes to life.
You should have known.
The price of players,
And it hurts to know that you belong here, yeah.
No one to call, everybody to fear,
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah
ooooh it’s Wenger’s nightmare!

CFC FOREVER!

Have you not got a life? {Ed018's Note - yea this is a bit strange}

Dont give up the day job pal !

Waste of time

For all ur Comments, it took 5-10 mins to edit on Sunday :L And i was goin to post it then.

CFC FOREVER!

Your too cool CFC FOREVER, can you teach me please?

30 Aug 2011 16:11:25
WHY CHELSEA HAVE TO SPEND HEAVILY TIME AND AGAIN

Because chelsea purchase wonderkids and later discover that they are not gud enuf for premiership. Other clubs do purchase wonderkids and young players but do give them enough room. Over past 10 years guys like younhusband brothers, mellis, manciene, rajkovic, anthony grant, philiskrik, matic, miroslav stoch, bridcutt , nikki ahmad have been at chelsea but somehow never flourshied. One of the guys in past few years named christian erickson was labelled flop in trials by chelsea scouts but now is a big hit.

Chelsea right now have kakuta, josh, bertrand, bruma, van anholt and am very afraid i have not seen them playing a full match in recent months. Kakuta was regarded by ancelloti as bright lad but where his brightness has evaporated. All managers come and go and say rosy things about josh but they just doing lip service.

Now premiership is not a 2 horse race. City have become a real threat for perrenial top 3. In future this cud get more wicked as more arabs and indian businessman wud come and invest in clubs. Players have to be developed rather than bought in order to survive under those conditions. Chelsea are lucky to have roman as their owner, he answers their problems from time to time by giving the expensive gifts like shevachenko and nando. It is another matter they click or not.

KINGS XI CHELSEA PUNJABI SHER

He bought Shevchenko against Mourinho's wishes. I think he's learnt from that mistake. You say Chelsea don't develop players and that's terrible, then contradict yourself by saying Man City are now a huge threat.. where are their homegrown players that are apparently so necessary to succeed? I agree we must give our young players more opportunities, but the club knows who is and isn't good enough, and many of the players you mentioned simply weren't good enough. I'm not sure Kakuta will cut it, but Josh will, Bruma will probably stay at Hamburg due to lack of opportunity and we have Chalobah, Luiz, Romeu, Ramires, Mata, Kalas, Piazon, Davila, Courtois, PVA, Sturridge - all young with great potential, even if not homegrown.

30 Aug 2011 16:03:23
Is lampard retiring at the end of this season cus i keep seing it places but i dont thinki it can be possible

30 Aug 2011 10:56:22
Lukaku to Stoke on loan ? We just pay 20 million for lukaku then why are we sending him on loan ?

He can't go on loan to them because we bought him in the same transfer window
Source:sky sports

Why does that not apply with courtois {Ed002's Note - He has been loaned to a club in a different FA.}

Lukaku has played for us, courtois hasnt, 3 club rule

30 Aug 2011 09:36:22
Starting to think the mereiles rumours are infect true, not sure what avb is thinking? Anybody have any ideas?

30 Aug 2011 02:50:15
How is ivanovic doing as a centre-back. when david luiz comes,he is going to play as a cb and bosingwa is to be replaced by ivanovic. Now bosingwa is playing very well and decision between him and ivanovic will be tough. now Where does van der weil fit if chelsea sign him . Will chelsea use him as a sub cuz thats the only place left.

HARIS

Never been convinced about ivanovic at centre back. I don't think he's partnership with terry is a good one at all. For me they just don't complement each other. For someone so good in the air he gets caught underneath the high ball so often and I think positionally he is suspect. I think it is a risk him being a first choice selection at centre half. Saying this he has been brilliant for us at right back and I think our team is for the better when he is there. I don't think he will get much game time there though as avb didn't play him there at all during pre season.

Although he will face tough competition from bosingwa this season for the right back spot in the starting XI

You guys are idiots... ivanovic is better than.

30 Aug 2011 01:50:10
Mata's providing us the sort of creativity we need at the moment. Modric has great vision but does he fot into our side after such a crowded midfield? We already have alot of players in that area. Even if lampard is 33,he's still giving us his runs. Modric can be ought only if we sell 2-3 players. And 40 million is alot of money. Sell a few players and then we can say 40 million for modric is a good buy.

It wouldnt be as crowded in the centre if only we ha a little more width about us.

We have 7-8 mid fielders fighting for the place. What are you saying?