Chelsea Banter Archive April 30 2011

30 Apr 2011 22:01:10
BREAKING NEWS! !CHELSEA TO SIGN WINSTON BOGARDE IN THE SUMMER FOR £50 MIL.
although conventionally a defender, speculation is mounting that he will return to his old club to form the perfect striking partnership with all time legend fernando torres. Currently unemployed, the former dutch international, famed for his high wage demands, will command a £50 million pound signing on fee with £200,000 per week and will also occupy a backroom staff role. Bogarde's transfer is set to spark a mass recruit with the likes of Emile Heskey, Andriy Shevchenko and Marcel Desailly also set to sign for a combined total of £300 million. Chelsea's vision will now truly be fulfilled with one of the most fearsome frontlines in the galaxy. For all you people asking about chelsea's transfer policy, you heard it here first lads.
LuP End

30 Apr 2011 20:34:00
Hey ed do u kknow anything about this guy we're interested in - Jean-Christophe Bahebeck? are we likely to sign him? {Ed002's Note - He is a kid and attracting the attention of a number of clubs because he does not have a professional contract.}who does he play for ed? {Ed001's Note - PSG.}

30 Apr 2011 19:29:46
B.s torres played great next week kalou-torres-drogba anyone who thtinks otherwise can suck out some people pxxx me off jheeeze people need to shut there damn mouth CFC FOREVER ! ! ! !

30 Apr 2011 18:32:38
Some fans need to stop slagging of other teams and concentrate on your own team because right now you are losing to spurs, you slaged of arsenal for bottling it but your doing the same thing, as for slatting liverpool we beat you twice this season, next season we will have amnew sqaud under king kenny backed buy new owners and have you seen our youth set up it puts yours in the shade, were building for the future.
i can see it in your eyes"YOUR SCARED"

30 Apr 2011 16:45:42
Ed are we interested in cavani ? {Ed002's Note - Possibly as an alternate solution.}

alternate solution, to who ? {Ed002's Note - Aguero.}

30 Apr 2011 11:32:11
Ed, top three players most likely to arrive at stamford bridge this summer? {Ed002's Note - I am not going to get in to speculating. Chelsea are looking seriously at a number of players - some of which are not interested in a move to Cheslea, some of which are too expensive and some of which will no doubt arrive.}