Chelsea Banter Archive August 23 2011

 

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23 Aug 2011 22:52:37
The only way Stuttgart will go to spurs is if there's a replacement already agreed ....... NEymar ? Who knows... Ed ? {Ed002's Note - I guess I don't really understand the question. Sorry.}

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Is it possible you mean sturridge?

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Wow, an area in Germany is moving to North London Is it being carried over by a boat or plane? :)

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23 Aug 2011 20:48:13
pls Ed, i understand that a certain player in the chelsea squad has attitude issues with the rest of the players, u've refuted claims that it is torres, pls can u tell us who d player is and what actually happened..curious...thanks Ed. {Ed002's Note - Sorry, no. It is not a big deal.}

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I may be wrong but i think it said on saturday during the west brom game that it was kalou with the issue, i may be mistaken {Ed002's Note - You are - please drop the matter.}

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It is anelka that has an attitude problem, there is no problem as he is getting sold. {Ed002's Note - No it is not.}

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I heard it was drogba. is this true ed? {Ed018's Note - this isn't gonna be guess until you get it right}

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Oh, my mistake but i think i could be forgiven for thinking this as he seems to have been sulking more than usual. is there any word on anelka's likely destination or will he be sticking around? wouldn't mind either way but i think the dressing room may be a more cheerful place once he has moved on. {Ed018's Note - Anelka could move Ed002 has gone over possible destinations a few times}

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I actually think it is Lampard. I think he knows that at best he will be a CDM once we get another midfielder, and eventually he will be dropped from the starting line up. He truly believes that he is untouchable and is completely ignorant to the fact that he doesn't have it anymore. He also never passes to Torres, he instead takes too many touches and takes a shot that gets blocked. AVB cannot come in and just disarm the "old guard" (Drog, Malouda, Anelka, Lamps, Terry) but he has to slowly let the players dig their own graves by bad play and have to bench them. Oriol, Lukaku, Mata, and a new midfielder will be the core of this team by the end of the season.

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Clearly you don't know much about football.

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Lampard should be dropped if avb is true to his word abwt players npot playing well so he drops em well see, legendary status should not mean first team football garunteed

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It's Malouda... He has been talking in the press about Ancelloti leaving being premature and now is leaving...
Plus the new lad from Porto to play on the wing hastily arranged...

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23 Aug 2011 20:27:05
Hi ed, i havent yet heard anything about the finalisation of the mata deal, i was told when the lukaku and romeu deals will be confirmed but none of the people i know have heard anything just wondered if you could shed some light how the medical went etc?

D {Ed002's Note - I was not there at the medical - sorry. Perhaps there are some "specialist" web sites that carry pictures for you.}

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Well i asked you the same question before and you gave me a helpful answer that it went really well, that was with lukaku, so i thought you MAY have heard somthing today about mata.. i'll pass on the pictures if i do find some :S

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Can you just post some photos of yourself Ed002? That would make us all just as happy. {Ed002's Note - There are plenty out their on the world wide web (I think you call it) already.}

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23 Aug 2011 12:50:19
ed did you read what mata said on the home page of another search engine?
sounds like he will be a good player
or do you think what he said is all speculation and not even came out of his mouth
and would we even consider bidding for lucas? {Ed002's Note - I am sorry, I really don't know what you are referring to. Lucas is joining in January.}

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Ed which lucas, lucas piazon or the lad from sao paolo {Ed002's Note - Piazon - when he is 18.}

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Think maybe he meant lucas of sao paulo ed

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23 Aug 2011 15:42:41
Not transfer banter exactly, but a new rendition of the Dads Army theme which we should sing against Fergie:
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think old Chelsea's done,

We are the boys who will win our games,
We are the boys who will make you think again,
So who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think Old Chelsea's done.

Villas-Boa's starts his team-talk at 2:21,
But when Terry leads us out, the other team should run,
So who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think old Chelsea's done.

Mata and Torres, my how they stun,
Lukaku and Drogba get their goals for fun.
So who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think old Chelsea's done.

By January, top the league,
Hazard and Moutinho come,
Vertonghen and Piazon,
Champions League here we come

By next June, winners of all four,
AVB stays as others are shown the door,
Around Stamford Bridge, Cheers will won't be late ,
All the way from Land's End to John O'Groats we will celebrae

Chelsea beat Barca,
Abramovich is King,
And outside Old Trafford
This Single chant will ring...
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Fergie?
If you think old Chelsea's done

CFC FOREVER

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Whos Vertonghen?

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A very good young dutch defender at Ajax who will hopefully move to us in a combined €29 million deal along with VDW as long-term replacements for Terry and Ivanovic/Bosingwa

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Actually he is from belgium not holland

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23 Aug 2011 15:36:25
Hans Gilhaus is leaving :) Now finally we can go after Eden Hazard without the imput from this guy blocking such a move. Com on Chelsea he is such a talented prospect.

PB

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23 Aug 2011 15:32:25
The only reason i can see us going in for pereira is if we are going to use him further up the pitch the fee being reported is a hell of a lot just for cover for cole, mata may well be used as the play maker and modric interest could drop.

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23 Aug 2011 15:25:22
Official bid made for Porto's Alvaro Perraira. What a pointless signing in my opinion. We have 2 very decent homegrown left backs in PVA and Ryan Bertrand so why the need for another squad player. Mata signing was top notch but this one doesnt make sense.

Teb

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23 Aug 2011 15:19:41
I cannot see why we have made
A bid for pererria . He is left back What is the thinking ?? Left mid ??

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23 Aug 2011 11:28:06
Has Hans Gillhaus has left the club? If so, how does this impact our interest in Hazard given that it was Gillhaus who cautioned against signing him?

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Lets hope so m8

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He wouldn't advise against a move for Hazard for the sake of it. There's no denying he is a future star, but having an attitude problem (as he does) at such a young age is worrying. I think he is also a player who would rather move to Spain(?)

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23 Aug 2011 09:09:44
Hi ed , do you rate moutinho as a Playmaker or a dm. Cheers.

BLUEBLOOD {Ed002's Note - Midfield players need to be versatile and not just play in one postion. I really do not want to get in to trying to rate the relative talents of players.}

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23 Aug 2011 02:03:59
why cant we buy class lyk jesus navas or perotti?? {Ed018's Note - we just bought Mata, is he not class}

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You should take the time to watch Mata for valencia last season, great player.

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