chelsea Banter Archive October 21 2011



 

30 Nov 2011 23:18:13
Anyone see Man U v Palace? Wilfred Zaha, the young winger for Palace, what a talent. Tore Fabio to bits and has bags of pace, skill and vision. His finishing is poor but AVB should take a look at this kid. Perhaps buy him then loan him back out to Palace? Their young RB Nathaniel Clyne was also phenomenal.
Scotty.


 

 

30 Nov 2011 18:16:49
Everyone is putting dream teams in here, i doubt chelsea are going to spend £100m in january like last time. they will only spend £20m or maybe £30m. My guess is they will sign a Centre-Back, Centre-Mid and a Left-Mid. Sturridge can play on the right or go upfront. Gary Cahill (Bolton), Gundogan (Dortmund), you can choose a left-midfielder cuz i cant think of one Chelsea would buy. Lucas Piazon will be coming in january and could maybe play there but he wouldn't play every game as he still a lad.

Cech
Ivanovic-Cahill/Luiz-Terry-Cole
Ramires-Essien/Lampard/Gundogan
Sturridge-Mata-Left-Mid
Torres {Ed002's Note - Piazon has been here since September - I doubt you will see him play competitively in the first team for about a year.


Do you reckon they'll send him out on loan cuz we could do with him, on youtube he looks class

WiganBlu86 {Ed002's Note - Nothing is decided, it is much too early to say. He will probably train with the reserves and occasionally the first team the rest of the season and then may have three months on loan.}


Oh.. sorry ed thought i wa being smart

ChelseaBoy118


Thanks for trying to back me up chelseaboy but the Ed like a ninja hes knows everything {Ed002's Note - The club were surprised the clearance paperwork arrived early.}


He part of their academy but he cant sign a long-term contract or play for the senior team until hes 18 and gets his Visa.

ChelseaBoy118 {Ed002's Note - He has his clearance already. It was provided (early) in mid November. The best you will see is perhaps a pre-season game next year.}


We bought him for £10m deal but he cant accually join till january cuz he isnt old enough {Ed002's Note - Actually, he has been here since September and has already been provided with his clearance. He could play now if required.}


 

 

30 Nov 2011 18:11:18
Without mata our team really lack creativity..we need to bring someone who can add creativity to our team


You blatently play on beginner difficulty


They should sign Me cuz im class on fifa


 

 

30 Nov 2011 17:59:05
ED002 just looking at the agents fees the prem has announced today,The agents get 6% of any deal dont they? {Ed002's Note - No. There is no fixed amount. And non-recoverable VAT has to be aded as well.}


Cheers ED any idea who may the new sunderland boss? Martin o neil perhaps? {Ed002's Note - No idea, sorry. O'Neill and Benitez have to be good options.}


 

 

30 Nov 2011 17:43:55
hi ed, out of all the players that chelsea will be going for in january how many of them will be put straight into the first team if they agree to sign ? {Ed002's Note - Between 13 and 17.}


If any of the players that chelsea are looking to sign do sign who would be the real big names coming in ?


 

 

30 Nov 2011 16:55:20
ed any truth in rumour that chelsea had scouts at palermo match to watch ilicic and could we get him in january {Ed002's Note - Having scouts at a game and buying a player are light years apart. Chelsea will have two people at the match in Caen on Friday but you cannot draw conclusions from that. There will be folks attending games over the weekend as well.}


 

 

30 Nov 2011 16:32:55
any chances of signing goetze?


 

 

30 Nov 2011 16:22:23
No reason to get on AVB's back hes time at the the club is based on a 3 year project, this season AVB is experimenting with his side seeeing what is comfortable fo r them and trying to work his style of play into them. He has bought to players to be his generals Mata and Miereles and soon romeu will secure a consistant spot in the team. This squad is a squad in transition with young down one end and old at the other. the carling cup was an experiment that has showed us the potntial of our young players and these included with buys such as piazon and de bruyne are a blueprint for the future. A young defender with better pace than JT will be bought like gary cahill, to be partnered with david luiz who still hasnt fully settled into his role in the team, which a defender who plays out from the back. Our team will become young pacey and unstoppable.
Cech
bosingwa david luiz cahill cole/bertrand
ramires romeu miereles/mata
sturridge torres/(n.signing) mata/debuyne

please give your views
webbo


Bosingwa needs 2 be changed. cahill is what 25 ish i think hes perfect., ramires im not to sure he covers alot of ground but some 1 a bit more creative wud b better, torres sell him along with anelka, drogba, kalou. play mata behing the strikers. i know sturridge has scored a few but im still not convinced he will ever be world class and good enough to run a front line in champions league football.


 

 

30 Nov 2011 16:15:21
ED002 will you discuss the options Chelsea may have to help AVB or who may be bought in to help him you said you would be back in the afternoon thanks. {Ed002's Note - Perhaps we can look at this later in the week. Nothing, in terms of talks, is going to happen until after the Valencia game in any case. I have just gotten off a plane and have some catching up to do.}


Sorry im just worried that AVB may get sacked and i like him but i think he needs a bit of help from someone.


Are u saying ED if Chelsea lose the game to Valencia AVB's job may be in danger? {Ed002's Note - No. This is why it is easier not to say anything at all sometimes.}


 

 

30 Nov 2011 15:56:00
if we are to have any chance of qualifying for europe then we need a cb, rb, midfielder, rm and striker. my choices are subotic, van derwiel, danny, krasic and barrios


 

 

30 Nov 2011 15:50:37
If chelsea sign sergi roberto from barcelona will he be a similiar signing to romeu with a buyback clause, and if roberto does come is he likely to make the same progress that romeu has and push his way into our uncreative disapointing midfield?


No credit to you YNWA. back to your hole.

Melbourne CFC


No player is going to leave Barcelona to Chelsea without having away out people make out that footballers are stupid i guess you have to give Romeu some credit
YNWA {Ed002's Note - The clauses in the contracts are not introduced by the players but by Barcelona.}


 

 

30 Nov 2011 10:59:28
Ed there is new coming out that
When the Liverpool players were taking there bags off the bus and hiding in the back of the boot was Torres I guess ed he really likes the Liverpool team bus,DES


Did a liverpool fan just give us sh*t for the europa? did you guys even get into the europa? and then you try and have an intellectual battle with the ed? remind me, when was the last time the scousers won the league?


Why is the level of some the English here so abysmal? Half the time I just read the Ed's comments and ignore the rest as it's incomprehensible! How do you maintain your patience Ed?


Luv u ed


Wow ed, you really do take some crap over here! I'll start making you feel a little less welcome on our page to balance it up a little! Haha

Myk


I know I do ed


Oh yea I was dropped on my head, I think you should look at wat u said to DES your the one not good at this banter lark, I think your the strange one ed most of the day sitting in front of a computer no social life or friends and u say I'm strange you must of being kicked around the place as a child if ya ask me ya dopy s**te.Kevin {Ed002's Note - I bet you love me really.}


Your are a spurs fan I'd say if you don't care if we win or lose you can't be a blue, you said it's only a game, well that's a great attitude to have, your going to say if I'm not happy don't be on this site,so I will,there is a reason why this is a quiet site must have something to do with the way its edited,Kevin {Ed002's Note - You really are quite strange. Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly.}


Eddy lad sorry to say but I agree with das here chin up lad, you must be a spurs fan wen your reply..it's only a game,like think ed before u post.Kevin {Ed002's Note - I am truly struggling to understand what you have written Sorry.}


Ed if that's the case I'm as good at banter as Chelsea are a team do you agree ed? Des


Now ed that's a comment from a soar loser don't worry ed your season will take off.......on a Thursday night in the Europa league after Valencia beat you's and next year when ya Finnish 5th or 6th,DES {Ed002's Note - Actually it doesn't bother me at all Des, it is just a game. Also, the original post was pretty poor and had been previously used after the league match. You are not very good at this banter lark are you?}


Ed why do u post this crap like do u really believe this,David {Ed002's Note - No it is just rubbish. But I do it as a social service given that we are keeping children in Liverpool occupied whilst the schools are closed.}


 

 

30 Nov 2011 09:58:45
ED,Se ya later lamps and Cole In comes Romeu and bertrand and lukaku will beat drog to the striker place in the next couple of months.
thanks


 

 

30 Nov 2011 15:49:37
Very good Chelsea.....thats a good head start for everyone......nows the time to start playing some serious football!!

Carling Cup, although I would still like us to win, it doesn't really mean anything to a club like Chelsea.

Premier League, 10 points behind a very good looking Man City who, imo are playing very Mourinho-esque with their organisation.

Champions League, maybe unlucky but hanging on by a thread with 1 game against a good Valencia side, maybe at home but home form isn't good so its like a cup final!

If we are to win anything this year December is crucial!

I fully support AVB and his style of football but with the current Chelsea squad a very high back line is clearly not the way to go. You can only work with what you have got so change it to suit your squad! I am only dissappointed with our start because i know the players have so much more in them.


 

 

30 Nov 2011 13:46:31
Biggest mistake Chelsea made, getting rid of Jose. Had he stayed I have no doubt he would of won the CL and god knows how many PL. I am a Barca fan but can see RM winning the CL this season , Jose will have learned loads from last year and I can see him mounting a serious challenge for both La Liga and CL. If only the russian had patients. Now you have to beat Newcastle away, Valencia (who have been the most impessive side in the group) Cilty and Spurs in the next few games. GOOD LUCK with that. I watched the game last night , with the Liverpool anthem ringing out around the bridge and probably heard a few miles over London letting everyone know Chelsea were getting a beaten again. I'd say Nando was thinking to himself when he heard it , "what have I done" and then went home and had a good cry for himself like the BIIIIIIAAAAAAAACH he is.


 

 

30 Nov 2011 13:36:49
You blue plastic brigade deserve everything that's coming your way. From the owner, the players, the managers and the fans. Each and everyone of you have behaved poorly in one way or another and you all deserve each other.

I have little sympathy for the owner. A foreign owner who meddles into things he doesn't understand under the pretense of 'it's my money, i spent it, i want an input into picking the team, who we sign etc.etc.' He bought you what success you have had recently using the tactics now employed by Citeh. It's a false economy. Because this success was built on a pack of cards, it's no wonder it's imploding in and all around the Bridge. His behaviour in sacking managers is absolutely disgraceful. The lack of respect afforded to Ancellotti at the bottom of the wood worm infested steps at Woodison Park on the last day was typical with how the club conducts its business. Why any half decent manager would want to go to Chelsea now is beyond me.

Secondly the conduct of the players at Chelsea. That banner that says 'Terry, leader, legend' is a joke right? What a pathetic excuse for a human being that immoral, disgraceful person he is. Born in the sewer, plays in the sewer, acts like he's in the sewer. Yet you lot revere him like some God. How can someone with these traits even have the audacity to become a captain is beyond me. His ego, his attitude and his persona stink to hell. Add in Cashley, Lampard to the mix and my word (as Ray would say) you have a bunch of ego's strutting around like they own the club and are bigger than the club.

And finally the fans. Yes you lot. I'll give you one date. 19th September 2007 Champions League game verses Copenhagen. What did you lot do after that game and in the run up to that game? Yes you booed the manager, one Jose Mourinho and 'forced' Roman to sack him. The manager that actually gave you your little appetite for success. You turned on him and his style of football quicker than a feral animal. Arrogant to the last. Three years, just three years of success and there you were moaning 'ooohhh the football's crap, bored with winning 1-0, we don't attack, we set up not to lose...blah, blah, blah'.

What gave you the right to do that? Obviously not content with spending 50 odd years potless, gutless and penniless no you got greedy and arrogant and disrespectful. You abused the fact that Roman had money to burn, you abused what Mourinho had given you and you abused every subsequent manager thereafter.

Oh a penny for your thoughts now eh? Didn't last long at the top did it girls? Although you're back to being gutless, spineless and immoral, you've still got Roman's money though haven't you??

Keep waving those plastic flags and singing that little nursery rhyme. You never know you may lose those wannabe fans that have flocked to you since 2003. You might just get left with the 'real' fans now.

You know the 12,000 odd that used to battle the elements, look out over the greyhound track as King Kenny volley's in the title winner. Stick around you're going to witness that again, only this time by a player who Roman bought for us.

Roman, Terry, the fans. Match made in hell. I'd throw away the key.

Bob the Red


Bob the red or bob the critter , I always laugh when scousers bleat on about loyal supporters , your delusional pal , because when the mighty reds are losing I always notice the kop leaving in droves before the end of the game , so dream on Bob because the Mancs laugh at you as do most people .


Sorry mate calm down I don't understand your accent


Yaaaaawn another Liverpool fan who thinks his team is almighty after a few decent results. Im sure the history channel have got a special coming up soon "When Liverpool Were Sucessfull" enjoy it. Hope it doesnt clash with OUR champions league tie.


Couldn't agree more, there's banter then there's wayne rooney. Don't let yourself down mate.

Cuchulainn's Hounds


5 gold stars {Ed002's Note - You, like a number of the fans, need to learn to differentiate between banter and what is simply foul abuse.}


It is embarrassing mate. Valencia leave the bridge with a score draw and you won't be going anywhere. Like a carrot on a stick over the noses of cole, terry, lampard et al, the CL trophy will still continue to elude you lot. Bob, good post mate.

Cuchulainn's Hounds


I know it's embarrassing how were doing in the CL when you're cleaning up in it. O wait....


Great post bob. The real chelsea fans might even click agree to it.
The spoilt brats of English football. Man city are not far behind.

MIKEY


So I'll put you down as an 'undecided' then Bob the red?

Puzzled


 

 

30 Nov 2011 11:54:34
me and my friends doubt chelsea will make top 4 and we are all chelsea fans except for 1 or 2


I totally agree with ya .You have two roads to go down one is the path more familiar sack Andre Villas-Boas or path two move out off the way Liverpool are coming threw


 

 

30 Nov 2011 01:08:31
I wish we could play you lot every week.
Red man


Why you so red to many blows to the face


 

 

30 Nov 2011 00:30:59
Ho ho ho Chavski.Hope Russian Aurther Daley bins you,cos wants new plaything .And you return to being The no marks you always were.plastic club and fans.And im neutral,bar you lot


 

 

30 Nov 2011 00:23:25
I remember when Torres wanted to leave Liverpool he was always ment to be sulking around and had a negative attuide that rubbed of on other players do any of the eds or Chelsea fans think he is doing the same here? He dosent look happy here IMO and if he has a negative atitude about him it must have an affect on other players also he came here to challenge for trophies and so far we are nowhere near challenging for trophies or even the top 4 I bet he wishes he stayed put and I'd say alot of Chelsea fans think the same great player but his ego and attitude could be all wrong for us,what you all think,steve, r.i.p Garry speed


Liverpool won't make the top 4, all Kenny's done is teach them how to dive...


Agree mate. Arsenal will get 5th n chelsea 6th.


Why did Torres leave Liverpool...

He went to a 'bigger' club, lol

Top 4 this year Man City/United, Spurs and Liverpool.


AVB hasn't worked out how to play him yet. If he gets that right, Torres will fire and his attitude will reflect his form, as it is now. I don't think ego is an issue. You lot won things with plenty of ego's in the side - Drogba, Ballack, Lampard for example.

LIVERPRES


Ed what kind of nonsense it this steve posting about Torres surely you don't agree do ya? No Chelsea fan would agree.Mick {Ed001's Note - I don't know, all I know is that when he was at Liverpool he refused to turn up for team bonding at all.}


 

 

 

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