Chelsea Banter Archive August 21 2012

 

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21 Aug 2012 22:33:20
This page is shocking. Used to be good with 002's inside knowledge and sarcasm, witty replies and general banter, but now it's dead. If he looks at this he'll laugh at you lot, begging him to come back. I'm only 15 but seriously some of the people here must be thick kids or just braindead.

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21 Aug 2012 22:11:39
anybody happen to watch middlesborough tonight josh mceachran started and played the full 90. did he play well? BLUEBOY1

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Apparently......he looked extremley impressive. Sharp. Skillful. You get the idea.

Its early days yet, but if he carrys on in this form, breaking into the Chelsea team next year could prove possible!


Samir

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Thank u samir. hope he does well. i honestly didnt think he would play tonight. BLUEBOY1

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Apparently he kept passing into space but the 'boro players didn't read his game at all. It'll come good, hes a class player.

SurreyBlue

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21 Aug 2012 21:51:36
Guys lets sign emile heskey. carPetman {Ed018's Note - can i ask why you would even send this in}

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That my friend, was an attempt at a joke.

What can I say? This page isn't known for its witticisms....


Samir

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I think it's more a case of people not enjoying time wasters. I know I don't.

Ash

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Get a sense of humour. carPetman

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I have a sense of humour. It's just of a more mature age than your mental age.

Ash

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21 Aug 2012 21:40:31
Hied018,do you know where ed002 is thanks. carPetman {Ed018's Note - he's around}

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Ed002 is a 50+ man. he has to give time to his family and friends apart from answering your impossible feeds. if roman abramovich reads here, he will feel that you guys will make him bankrupt because you want every footballer on planet to be bought by chelsea management. grow up and ask sensible questions.

kings xi punjab chelsea brisbane roar

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Yeah that answers his question


curt

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21 Aug 2012 21:32:20
I've said this on here once before and i'll say it again. Dont "bite the hand that feeds you". How many sources do you have of inside info on transfers going on at the club - i can count on one hand how often Ed002 has been wrong, hence my regular visits - all you 10 year olds that dont understand the words "respect" and "discretion" would learn a thing or to by showing up for school. Its ridiculous that anyone would moan or complain to someone who is already taking risks to give us the information that we have, becuase they wont confirm and agree with every stupid fantasy you have. Stop playing Football Manager and transferring your fantasy football on to this site. Also USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!! It takes two seconds when you log on to the page. Search the player name and if you find nothing then at least advise the eds you've tried before spouting the same question over and over and over and over. Its like watching re-runs of the Teletubbies at times.

Steve.

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Step up steve,you now in front for the biggest arse licker on here ,and thats saying something!!!! slurp,slurp,

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LOL! So true! Arse licking isn't gonna get ED002 back any faster Steve, he will come back when he is ready.

Enough with the poems, the begging, and the general arse licking! I bet ED002 is loving this! I know I would be.


Samir

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Steve, it's 'a thing or two'. Guess you didn't show up for school that day :)

SurreyBlue

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Haha SurreyBlue. I love proof reading and I didn't actually notice that one! That was awesome!

Ash

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21 Aug 2012 20:31:11
I hate Liverpool but puzzled genuinely makes me chuckle. Keep the humourous posts going :) come on guys it's only a game and were all human. Supporting Liverpool doesn't make
You any less of a person, though playing for Liverpool makes you a lesser playing :)

Great banter

BIFTW

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Puzzled used to be toby but now he is posting some decent banter, i like replying to his posts, unlike some Liverfool fans he doesn't keep mentioning history.
CFCFOREVER!

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He is still an person thou, talks alot of crap and supports crap aswell CFCFOREVER.

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Looserfool and puzzled are made for each other. cfcblueboy.

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Is the history channel in colour puzzled just asking because it is a very long time since you last won the league you muppet

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Muzzled to be honest, is as ridiculous as the club he supports. Fact......

ELI

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Really hope scouserpool get relegated puzzled the championship is where you belong

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21 Aug 2012 20:14:02
Yo Guys,

Lets keep this page about Chelsea and football, okay?

Curt, try to keep a lid on things. Everyone else, lay off Curt a little bit. Its not his fault he's special.

And for Gods Sake, stop trying to suddenly suck up to ED002! Its cringey and annoying. The fact is, some of you guys have pissed him off, but he will come back eventually. So just chill out, keep our posting about Chelsea, and he'll eventually come back. Its not like he'll say mad forever, right?

So Just Chill Out Guys. Great Job ED0018. ED002, come back when you feel like it.


Samir

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Funny how you say talk chelsea then try and take a sly dig at me .......

curt

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Ahhh........Curt.

That my friend was called "Sarcasm". Maybe you should give it a try.


Samir

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In that case never mind :D where you been hiding anyway ?

does anyone know where jm10 is ?

curt

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Ahhh man, I just had stuff to do bro. But Ive been watching Curt. I've been watching.

I think all that impersonating has scared Jm10 off. Maybe. Or maybe he's just taken up a new name?!? Who knows!

Any........Chelsea talk! Lets do this!

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21 Aug 2012 19:39:28
I've just remembered, who called Ivanovic to get our first goal of the season?

Just sayin'

Roweycfc

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Was a good shout whoever said it

hope they bet on it

curt

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Wow, thats a real talent you have there, to choose 1 player out of 10 likely scorers., i bow to you your greatness

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Why be a tool about it and for your information there could of been up to 20+ players that could of got the first goal

curt

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I said that, purely cause he seems to always score against Wigan! xD
CFCFOREVER!

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Well I was referring to myself, but CFCFOREVER did also.

If only I'd actually put a bet on it...

Roweycfc

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21 Aug 2012 19:20:31
i think the way we play obviously affects strikers, torres scored loads at liverpool, shevchenko, kezman but they come to us and cant score, our goals mostly come from defence and midfield.
then look at lukaku, looks a good player for west brom.
berbatov scored loads for spurs but rubbish at man u.
any thoughts?

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You make a good point

i think it will be alot different this year though mate (fingers crossed) we have lacked creative players over the years malouda wasnt great, kalou speaks for himself, since robben and to be honest damian duff we struggled but now i think we have the best creative players in the prem (maybe arguably behind city but atleast top 2)

curt

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Hence the attempt to change the teams style of play.

IB.

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With drogba u play long balls, torres through balls.

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21 Aug 2012 18:49:19
Where have u all gone eds? I know some of the personic, repetitive q's u get are annoying and can understand your frustrations but I follow the posts on here religiously, 10 days before the transfer window and no answers!! Pls don't tar us all with the same brush as some of the people on this site as not all of us has the iq of a king Edward. Ur input is appreciated as always.

CFC86

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21 Aug 2012 18:39:21
Well, i haven't been on the site for a few days, and now I see that Ed002 is no longer contributing. I don't know why but it seems that someone was less than kind to them. Well. Nice one. The only reason this site is worth visiting is because of the knowledge that the Eds, and particularly Ed002 have shown us again and again. Obviously I don't know them but Ed002 clearly has some kind of inside link to the club, something none of us will ever have. Why can't people appreciate that? Well done for ruining this site for everyone else you doughnut(s).

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I think some people are underestimating ed018 knowledge i know hes admited he doesnt know as much as ed002 but he stills know more than all of us but your all making out he doesnt

i personally dont mind either of the eds answering the questions because you know your get a right answer

curt

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I want both BLUEBOY1

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21 Aug 2012 18:34:55
Why don't we buy yakubu(1m release clause)


curt {Ed018's Note - Now for everyones warning. This is a different Curt}

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Its quite funny the rubbish people will come out with to try and make me look like a mug

im capable of doing it for myself thank you ;)

curt

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Good shout! the yak offer 2 m

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21 Aug 2012 17:54:36
Curt you need to get out more.

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Says the one who comes on a FOOTBALL website just to talk about me lol........

im going to say it for the last time i work at home so i can come on this website whenever i want to

you do realise you going to collect your giro from the job centre isnt a job right?

curt

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Well obviously you don't get much work done (ur on this website 24/7)and I have a better job than commenting on a website

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You let me worry about my work and you just concentrate on conning the government out of your job seekers money

ed honestly why do posts plainly about me even being put up its pointless

dont get me wrong its flattering so many people want to talk about me but im here for football

or atleast make a page all about me :D

curt

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I have a better job than staring at a pc 24/7 and your on this website for all the wrong reasons

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You may well have a better job than staring at a computer 24/7 i dont enjoy it but a jobs a job so i come on here to make the day pass quicker

end of the day i probably get better wages than you so im the winner

i dont come on here for the wrong reasons i come on here to talk football but people like you insist on making posts about me when its not necessary to do

i tried calling peace a few weeks back and it didnt go down well because theres still tools like you on here

curt

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This isnt chavbook kids

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Ur salary is 1p a day yeah?and I'm not a tool I'm smarter than you anyway {Ed018's Note - Can we give this a break already and keep it to football}

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Wow mature

you can argue with yourself now because im going to stop this now because otherwise both eds wont talk to us

curt {Ed018's Note - It gets frustrating because I have limited time at work to jump on here and when I do and have to go through posts that have nothing to do with Chelsea it's annoying. }

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Nah thats fair enough ed

work from home like me ;)

anyway if it makes them feel better then they can say what they want ill just be the bigger person :D

curt {Ed018's Note - No I don't work from home. But sometimes I get alittle down time so I try to help out then}

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Seriously guys wtf! over the last week their is a hell of a lot of tits about. oo look at me im smarter & have a better job. swell head your probably some crack head. were all chelsea here so grow up or **** off. BRING BACK EDOO2. BLUEBOY1

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Let it go blueboy

curt

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BLUEBOY1 the "1" in your name represents your age ok.your the one who needs to grow up.

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21 Aug 2012 17:16:23
Ed002 we miss you. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... close to you :)

SurreyBlue {Ed018's Note - wow, this is funny on a few levels}

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LOL! Mate, are you okay?!
we want ED002 back not to scare him off.

ELI

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Surrey have you been watching that nut job julie goodyear on big brother by any chance?? she talks to seagulls claiming there her friend

curt

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Talking to birds hey?you need to see a cychiatrist (crazy)

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You need to learn how to spell psychiatrist

curt

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You need to go outside

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Ill bare that in mind

thanks for the advice :D

curt

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ELI you need to get in more like curt

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21 Aug 2012 16:45:37
good play from fellaini last night but not enough to get into our squad and hope fully we will get azupicta


young blue

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So your saying he would still not play over mikel or merieles

curt

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Fellaini is much better than mikel, but i would be concerned about the amount of belgians we have in the team, if they are as good as their ratings they should win the world cup every 4 years

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2018 world cup they could have a huge chance of winning could also win the 2016 euros

curt

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21 Aug 2012 15:10:05
What the frick is Chelsea Biscuit boy on about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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21 Aug 2012 14:32:28
Hey quick question, do chelsea have to play any qualifying matches to get into the group stages of the champs league, or are they straight into the group stages, as i no liverpool when they won the champs league but came 5th in the prem, they have to qualify...? anyone know? {Ed018's Note - They are straight into the group stage}

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Nah i think whoever wins the champions league always automatically qualifies its never been any different

curt

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Do liverpool expect to get into the champions league this year through another back door?

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I think they have accepted they must settle for 8th place and that there the second best team in merseyside now ;)

curt

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Persons ,if it wasnt for liverpool we would be in europey league this year,seriously eds dont know how you put up with these brown nose persons!!!!!!

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^^^^^^ explain how you worked that one out ?

curt {Ed018's Note - He is referring to 2005, when Liverpool won the Champions league and finished 5th in the league. Which led to changes to the rules}

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21 Aug 2012 14:11:33
My suspected Chelsea team to play reading:

--------------------Cech------------------

Iva---------Luiz---------Terry-------Cole

------------Mikel----------Rami----------

Oscar------------Hazard---------Bertrand

------------------Torres-----------------

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Would not be surprised if Cahill played at CB.

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We buy loads of left sided attackers and we play a left back at left wing? dear o dear, oh and put mikel in the middle as usual

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Bertrand was a leftwinger when he joined us

curt

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Yes he was curt signed from gillingham, we converted him to left back.

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I know mate i werent asking if he was :D but thank you for confirmation

curt

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21 Aug 2012 13:31:35
After watching champions of europe dvd really brings back how much didier done for us the whole way through the champions league we desperatly need a big game striker before the season starts

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Does the DVD have the whole final on? Want to get it but not if it's just the highlights!

Chelsea Nick

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I'd only buy it if it had Gary Neville having an orgy when Drog scored!

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^^^^ why does gary neville having an orgy turn you on?

curt

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Lol,good one mate

bluekaz

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When torres scored you mean?

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Didnt he crack one out aswel when drog scored the penalty in munich or was that townsend?

curt

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21 Aug 2012 12:10:13
Pretty please ED002. We miss you
Dan B

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21 Aug 2012 11:17:55
ed002 don't take crap from a stupid poster..people like them will post anything stupid they come up with......we really need your services...please come back.




A True Chelsea Fan.

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21 Aug 2012 10:25:55
I have no inside info or a guy on the inside just a fan who has read the gossip and made a informed decision, I think Cavani will be our striker, and I am happy with that, he is a goal machine from what I've seen he is a mix of old fashioned center forward and Tevez and Augero all mixed in (I'm not saying he is better that, just similarities) he could become a legend!

One Bomb Tom!

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Tru talk eden cav is what we need but would rather go for facao cos he is a beast and any defend woud be his meal with the attacking options we
Baechcruiser

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Agreed, BUT Falcao isn't an option at this time due to Athletico not willing to sell.

One Bomb Tom

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I think a bit of around 40-4dmil wil force them to selling.am seriously craving to see falcao in blue come semptember 1st

Beachcruiser

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21 Aug 2012 01:33:03
Hey eds - was there something unacceptable with my previous post? Or are you understandably just too busy to have vetted it? Appreciate your efforts - thanks {Ed018's Note - not entirely sure. send it back in}

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21 Aug 2012 00:16:41
From the Chelsea site, thoughts...?


THE DATA DAY

Posted on: Mon 20 Aug 2012


In a new feature for the 2012/13 season, we examine the facts and figures that made the difference in the previous 90 minutes.

This week, Frank Lampard and Eden Hazard look like the main men to have influenced the game up at Wigan.

John Terry and Frank Lampard exchanged 24 successful passes, 12 each.

Terry hit a game-high 60 successful passes. Lampard hit 87 per cent of his passes accurately, and did not misplace a pass in the final half-hour.

Both Lampard and Ivanovic scored with their only shots of the game. In contrast, Wigan's Franco Di Santo and Jordi Gomez both had four efforts and only made Petr Cech work once apiece.

The top five players for total successful passes in the final third were all Wigan players. Shaun Maloney, who was subbed after 48 minutes, hit 12 from 12.

Eden Hazard was fouled four times on his debut, which lasted 64 minutes. Last season he was the most fouled player in the French Ligue, with 57.

Hazard made five successful dribbles, more than any other, two of which led to goals inside the first few minutes.

David Luiz made seven interceptions, two more than any other player at the DW, and the most of any Premier League player.

Chelsea enjoyed only 48.1 per cent of possession, and attempted only six shots. That is our lowest figure since our visit to Old Trafford in Manchester United in September 2007.

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Bad init.

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That's not bad we have three games in one week, we did what we had to do.

BlueTillIDie

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21 Aug 2012 00:13:54
We would just destroy with this lineup:

------------------cech----------------

Iva--------Luiz--------Terry--------Cole

--------Rami------Fellaini/Modric------

Mata------------Hazard-----------Oscar

-----------------Torres------------------
The trio behind the striker would rotate and this team would be simply immense. This lineup has everything: pace, power, creativity, determination etc....Also would like Falcao in place of Torres but that would be a bit greedy. Come on Roman make it happen!

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Need to have a player in that pivot who is a bruising ball winner... Rami/Modric combination simply is not hard enough. Ramires is the engine and workhorse of our team, but he is not an enforcer. We don't need Modric.

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With fellani yeah but with modric be to light weight,

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A fit Essien would do the role of Fellani/Modric a lot better so would romelu

One Bomb Tom

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Agree with One Bomb Tom, the solution to our midfield problem is sitting on the bench, we need to give Essien a good run of games and we'll be solid.

Kenny

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21 Aug 2012 00:02:58
Fans give out about loyalty with players at clubs how can you expect a player to be loyal when fans dont stick by them u should be ashamed to call yourself a chelsea fan

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Well said mate!

Luke

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Fan's loyalty should be to Club 1st, players come and go. So if a player or coach(AVB last season) doesn't seem a good fit for the Club to achieve its best result then naturally fans who really LOVE the Club and want what's best for it will make some noise. It happens everywhere in just about all team sports.

FloridaCFCFan

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So as a fan I am expected to back a player/manager just because they are part of our club ? ermmm ..... Winston Bogarde ? Adrian Mutu ? need I say more. I agree with FloridaCFCFan ^ my love and loyalty is for my club, as a paying supporter I have every right to voice my opinions. Fans are the only truely loyal people left in the game, players (with a few rare exceptions) never stick at one club and will happily jump ship for a bigger pay-day. Fans meanwhile stay loyal to their clubs from birth to death regardless of who may come and go from the club. We all want to see our team doing well and will voice our concerns if we feel someone is under-performing. Not to mention I thought this was a fans forum for banter and transfer discussions? Not everyone is going to agree mate. Here endeth the lesson.

PieZ

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