Chelsea Banter Archive April 16 2011

 

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16 Apr 2011 17:07:18
Which striker do city want to replace tevez
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dont worry it won't be torres, another barren day for him, you are stuck with him, lol

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16 Apr 2011 14:59:19
So are we not bidding on sanchez any more then and will we out bid mcity
and would he go to city if there not in cl

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16 Apr 2011 14:59:38
Which striker do city want to replace tevez

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16 Apr 2011 14:59:44
Edit 002 seems to be cheerful guy
While 007 seems to be skeptical guy like james bond. Am i right ed {Ed007's Note - Whatever do you mean??}

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16 Apr 2011 12:47:03
Do you think theres a chance romelu lukaku could come to chelsea ed? {Ed002's Note - Possibly.}

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16 Apr 2011 12:04:33
Editor ji please answer

size does matter in epl. Do you think that neymar would survive harsh tackles by the likes of dejong, yaya toure, jamie carrahger and many more?

Is lukaku better than kenwyn jones?

7alien 4 english(means only english, no wales or scotish or so called homegrown) formula in epl?

Salary caps on players?

epl becoming to predictable. You can easily predict top 4 or 5 for the next season. Do u think that's alarming sign?

{Ed002's Note - Neymar would be fine. I try not to compare players - Lukaku is younger so is perhaps easier to teach. I don't understand the next two points.}

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16 Apr 2011 09:08:06
Hey Ed, this is what I think are the most likely transfers for next season.
+G. Van de Wiel (we can offer champions league football and title challenges every season)
+Neymar, but we might loan him back to Santos for a full season (he might be attracted by the Brazilian Revolution at the Bridge and possibility to establish himself as one of the best players in the world)
+Sergio Aguero (once again we can offer champions league football, title challenges but Atletico can barely afford his wages and the possibility to link up with Torres)
+Javier Pastore, we desperately need someone who specialises in playing the hole, and intelligent player who can make something out of nothing (the chance to establish himself as a great player, title challenges, Champions League football and with a Latin Makeover he might be persuaded to move to London.
What do you think?
I Think Guardiola will never join Chelsea because he could jeopardise his attempts to become the manager of Man United.

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16 Apr 2011 09:30:36
Would not be surprised to see Yoann Gourcuff at Stamford Bridge next season.
Chelsea are on good terms with Lyon when it comes to transfers.
E.g Malouda and Essien

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16 Apr 2011 04:49:02
Hardly adult to slag someone over it??? Sorry, did I get the name of this page wrong???
Chelsea Banter? If the poster can't deal with some BANTER over a mis spelt word then I would suggest they should not visit the BANTER page!
Liverpool fans are on here all the time! Even one of the other Eds said the other day they are always on here!
Or did I touch a nerve Ed?
{Ed007's Note -Never touched a nerve with me, I have no interest in Chelski what so ever, but slagging spelling mistakes is a bit juvenile, should we start spell checking posts, we'll do that just before the next CL games maybe. Great "banter" because of a typo, in fact it might even be funnys cousin, not funny, geez oh}

Ed007, I am at a loss as to why the above issue means so much to you.
As an Ed on this website your opinions and insight are sought with regards to the teams we support but I would suggest not starting a banter page if you don't like banter. .
I was not suggesting and I doubt any other Chelsea fan here saw it as a direct attack on this individual which is why most posts are anonymous.
My personal opinion is that you yourself are a Liverpool fan and sincerely my timing was very wrong and for that reason I apologise.
I hope this puts an end to this {Ed002's Note - Ed007 is not a Liverpool fan.}

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16 Apr 2011 02:28:32
Any truth in the rumours about about Charlie Adam to cover Lampard next year. He would be a great signing for us with his passing, set piece skills. Could be a bargain too if Blackpool go down.

CASP

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16 Apr 2011 02:18:33
Hardly adult to slag someone over it??? Sorry, did I get the name of this page wrong???
Chelsea Banter? If the poster can't deal with some BANTER over a mis spelt word then I would suggest they should not visit the BANTER page!
Liverpool fans are on here all the time! Even one of the other Eds said the other day they are always on here!
Or did I touch a nerve Ed?
{Ed007's Note -Never touched a nerve with me, I have no interest in Chelski what so ever, but slagging spelling mistakes is a bit juvenile, should we start spell checking posts, we'll do that just before the next CL games maybe. Great "banter" because of a typo, in fact it might even be funnys cousin, not funny, geez oh}

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16 Apr 2011 01:39:27
If you can't take the banter then shut up and go to the caught offside web site, its not my fault your team have a lack of history, the money you lot of spent you should have won 5 champions leagues by now, your players should concentrate on football rather than shagging each other wives, there is only so much money your sugar daddy will spend before he realises he is flogging a dead horse.

the anti plastic brigade

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16 Apr 2011 01:35:37
{Ed001's Note - well I am sure we will see who is right in the summer.} Aight brah! Its k to be wrong ed its k.

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16 Apr 2011 01:26:39
All of this arguing over f***ing history and s**t is really boring now go tores plays for Chelsea big wup why can liverpool and Chelsea fan do what they do best together and hate united and pray that they don't win the title.

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15 Apr 2011 23:59:09
Hi Ed(s) and anyone else!
Deciding my fantasy football and really want a chelsea striker as they have 2 games, would you think torres will start both games, if not who do you think will play the most cheers C

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16 Apr 2011 00:34:22
Hey Ed who would you prefer, Villas Boas(Ney Mourinho) Rikjaard, Van Basten?

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