Chelsea Banter Archive April 15 2011

 

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15 Apr 2011 18:28:14
But Ed002 do you think the van basten and riijkard stories are true or just paper talk? {Ed002's Note - As I have said, there are a number of matters to be considered and dependencies. Lets just hang fire a while.}

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15 Apr 2011 22:46:43
{Ed002's Note - There is no way that Chelsea will pay Anderlecht's price - perhaps Manchester City.} Pz's Note - Chelsea will pay that kind of money and we have been doing that for years. unless there is a hole in Abra's pocked and according to the sources he still has the spending power {Ed001's Note - well I am sure we will see who is right in the summer.}

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15 Apr 2011 20:57:03
15 Apr 2011 20:27:11
History is what makes club, something you don't have, you can only dream of getting the type of history we have got, we may have lost to braga but you forget we done the double over you this season with a so called poor sqaud.
the future looks bright at LFC with new owners, new manager, no dept, money to buy top class players and talented youth breaking through.
so please wind your plastic flags in

You can't even spell debt you idiot!
Your living in the past. . Not even top 4 anymore! !
Bye bye Liverpool! {Ed007's Note - Spelling mistakes happen all the time, hardly adult to slag someone over it is it?}

Hardly adult to slag someone over it??? Sorry, did I get the name of this page wrong???
Chelsea Banter? If the poster can't deal with some BANTER over a mis spelt word then I would suggest they should not visit the BANTER page!
Liverpool fans are on here all the time! Even one of the other Eds said the other day they are always on here!
Or did I touch a nerve Ed?

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15 Apr 2011 20:27:11
History is what makes club, something you don't have, you can only dream of getting the type of history we have got, we may have lost to braga but you forget we done the double over you this season with a so called poor sqaud.
the future looks bright at LFC with new owners, new manager, no dept, money to buy top class players and talented youth breaking through.
so please wind your plastic flags in

You can't even spell debt you idiot!
Your living in the past. . Not even top 4 anymore! !
Bye bye Liverpool! {Ed007's Note - Spelling mistakes happen all the time, hardly adult to slag someone over it is it?}

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15 Apr 2011 19:22:16
Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti has handed owner Roman Abramovich shopping list that he believes will fulfil all the club s ambitions. Out will go the likes of Diider Drogba, Florent Malouda, Nicolas Anelka, Paulo Ferreira, Jose Bosingwa and Salomon Kalou to help fund part of the planned summer spenging spree as well as free up a large section of the wage bill. Daniel Sturridge and Gael Kakuta will be recalled from their loan spells at Bolton and Fulham respectively while young Josh McEachran will be given more game time in a bid to inject more creativity to the side. Ancelotti then hopes to add three young stars to the mix in the form of Udinese s Alexis Sanchez, Ajax s Gregory van der Wiel and Santos Neymar. Sanchez is seen as the solution to the Blues lack of width which has made them easy to defend againt especially when the threat from Ashley Cole at left back is nullified.

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15 Apr 2011 19:07:02
History is what makes club, something you don't have, you can only dream of getting the type of history we have got, we may have lost to braga but you forget we done the double over you this season with a so called poor sqaud.
the future looks bright at LFC with new owners, new manager, no dept, money to buy top class players and talented youth breaking through.
so please wind your plastic flags in

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15 Apr 2011 18:46:29
Where do I start? Ok. . First of all your from Liverpool! Please do not lecture anyone on English!
I've been to Anfield and Liverpool on a number of occasions and that noise you lot make is hardly something to that would be recognised as English globally!
Secondly. . Yes I was there through the bad times sitting on the concrete steps that were called the benches in the rain and the cold but I loved going every week because I was supporting what is in my eye the best football team in the world! !
I'm also over 16 so I can say and spell arse without feeling bad!
Ticket prices have gone up but we get to watch Champions League football next season. . Do you?
And as for our flags. . We'll keep them flying high!
Back under your rock please!

LOL champions league football aint everything to a player or the fans for that matter and as your slagging off scouse im pretty sure cockney is just as difficult to understand and as for We'll keep them flying high! just make sure you remove the anfield gates from the £50 million ball bag el nino's flag. . Tosser

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15 Apr 2011 17:29:13
15 Apr 2011 01:54:16
It was posted on the guardian not so long ago that roman abramovic is readying chelsea for a £50 million for arsenals Wonder Midfielder Francesc Fabregas this would be a great signing for the club and a long term replacement for Frank Lampard said Abramovic to the paper

i think also it would be class if Chelsea signed him he would be what chelsea need in the midfield and would i think also help bring torres out of his goal scoring curve and Chelsea will win the league next year for def

Scott The Rangers/Chelsea Fan

Is this true ed could we move for fabregas? {Ed007's Note - No}

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15 Apr 2011 17:27:24
ED002 Do you think chelsea would try to get van basten or riijkard for me personally none of them would be good enough to be chelsea manager ? {Ed002's Note - As I said, discussions are on-going and dependencies are waiting to be resolved. We have to now wait.}

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15 Apr 2011 15:35:58
Hey ed who do u expect chelsea will buy this sumeer thanks ed {Ed007's Note - Not a Chelsea man mate, but I reckon they will try to lower the average age of the squad, I think the manager situation will affect what ever happens, but Roman will splash out no matter who the manager is}

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15 Apr 2011 15:09:12
Have your say editors. .

do u think peter kenyon was a trojan horse sent by united? {Ed002's Note - No.}

michael elemano as next chelsea manager? {Ed002's Note - No.}

Why guss hiddink is so fastidious? {Ed002's Note - He demands the best from people. Nothing more.}

villas-boas is so overrated? Could he handle top stars? {Ed002's Note - Yes - he is a good guy.}

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15 Apr 2011 12:11:09
14 Apr 2011 10:44:27
AS Roma set to offer Chelsea 6 Million Euros to release Ancelloti a year early from contract. .
I think it's more than clear that Ancellotti is leaving.
I would love to see Mourinho return but fear he is earmarked for Utd!
I think we'll see Hiddink as Director of Football type role and then Rijkaard or Van Basten working as Coach.
I still lie in hope the special one will return though!
Ed - do you have any insight or when do you think you will know more???

Maverick515 {Ed001's Note - I don't think that Jose will be going anywhere near United, I expect him back at Chelsea when he leaves Madrid.}

Mourinho to Man Utd seems to be picking up pace on all fronts in the news world?
Yesterday you said Mourinho would never go to Man Utd, is this still your position?
Ed? {Ed001's Note - yes, I still expect Jose to return to Chelsea, not go to United.}

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15 Apr 2011 11:14:07
Editors, /i was in banglore india last week to see a IPL match. there is a hot rumour that dr. Vijay mallaya( owner of formula one team force india and ipl team royal challangers) is interested in buying a top english football club. Have you any knowledge, which club it could be. {Ed007's Note - Sorry, not got a clue mate, take your pick I guess}

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15 Apr 2011 11:16:36
Bring back mourinho.with him in charge you always felt like a winner.The fans and players need that back.winning matches/trohys is more important than the sexy football ancellotti has not delivered.Quality young players also brought in an Chelsea will be great again.neymar, aguero, fabregas, Sanchez, young

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15 Apr 2011 11:09:44
Next season:
GK
Reina
Ivanovic. Cole
Luiz. Terry
Essien
Fabregas. Mata
Aguero. Torres. Neymar

Outs:
Drogba
Mikel
Kalou
Ferriera

Plus start playing more young players:
Mcheachren van arnholt. G.tore Sturridge
Kakuta

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15 Apr 2011 11:03:56
Top 4 clubs in england chelsea, gunners, reds and arabs will try to spend next summer. All four clubs need to buys atleast 5 new players to rejuvenate their squads. So there is going to be a fierce bidding war. maybe next year things would change because QPR with their rich british owner lkashmi mittal backing them. Let me tell you one thing, lakshmi mittal comes from a community which have been involved in commerce for thousand years. These people are very serious in investing money. So you can expect QPR to be in rACE FOR EUROPA league spot next year. That would be devastating for liverpull and spurs, who have perenial habit of finish 5th or 6th. So next season is going to be mega exciting. And leaue table would be like this. .

1. City
2. chelsea(thou we will win fa cup and champ league. new players will take time to gell. though we can also win premier league, but interim manager has to be very diligent)
3. united
4. arsenal. .same old story
5. Spurs. . Best finish
6.QPR. . Well done
7. BOLTON. . You deserve it
8. A team with glourious past

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15 Apr 2011 10:41:41
Editors, any chances of chelsea going for bastian of munich, cesc of gunners, mario of munich, nigel of city, jordan of sunderland, asmir of stoke. {Ed002's Note - Doubtful.}

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15 Apr 2011 10:25:38
Ins

Lukaku £20 million

Neymar £32 million

Van Der Wiel £21 millon

Sanchez £35 million

Begovic £5 million

Outs

Ferraira

Hilairio

Kalou

Mikel

Do you think any of these could happen ed?

{Ed002's Note - Possibly.}
Would you expect any in particular to come in the summer ed? Which ones?

{Ed002's Note - I am not getting dragged in to making predictions whilst the club is still trying to figure certain things out.}

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15 Apr 2011 10:22:31
Chelsea bought torres for elephantine amounts, liverpool fc must be thankful to roman ibrahmovich for that gesture. Just ask yourself, had your previous owners given you that amount of money to replenish playing staff. so stop bleating about el nino. You haven't given him to us for free. You are lucky that you were able to bid for carroll with that much money.

Secondly your club is in fine fettle since january. That's nothing to do with mr danglish. Instead an ex-chelsea faithful and astt manager mr clark is behind your short lived resurgance.

With enormous amount of pelf and power, chelsea could have easily landed carroll also. But caroll is a short term flash in the pan. He is not clever like suarez, not lethal like drogba, no tricks like defoe. So there was a reason behind chelsea not going for him.

Remember class is permanent and form is temporary. Torres is struglling at chelsea beacuse of tactical clumsiness. Very soon you will se him scoring goals.

You better take care of your goalkeeper, who is so eager to part ways with you and join madrid to replace iker.

When our old boys playing for you visit bridge(jo cole, jhonson), they get ovation, but we will see what sort of welcome you give torres, youssi next season.

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15 Apr 2011 10:15:11
Ins

Lukaku £20 million

Neymar £32 million

Van Der Wiel £21 millon

Sanchez £35 million

Begovic £5 million

Outs

Ferraira

Hilairio

Kalou

Mikel

Do you think any of these could happen ed?

{Ed002's Note - Possibly.}

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15 Apr 2011 10:04:03
Team for next season. .


- - - - - - - - - - - - Cech- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
VD Wiel- - - -Luiz- -Terry- - - - - - A.Cole-
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mceachren- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Lampard- - - - - -Benayoun- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Sanchez- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Torres- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lukaku/Sturridge- - - - -

Subs
Begovic, Ivanovic, Bruma, Essien, Ramires, Anelka, Mitrovic

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15 Apr 2011 01:09:44
C=charisma=chelsea
L=loquacious=liverpool

Instead of making transfer comments on chelsea players, you guys swap gerrad with jay jay okocha, swap reina with alumina, swap caroll with mido, swap suarez with geoffery boycott.


How bizarre. . .
clearly had a tab dropped in your tea this morning sunshine. . .

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15 Apr 2011 01:14:38
Bring back ruud gullit , we could get him for 60 mill [ lol lol lol ] , sexy fooooootball , torres deal is a joke and im a utd fan

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15 Apr 2011 01:09:24
15 Apr 2011 00:33:53
You Liverpool fans bang on about your history! !
We also have a history were proud of. . We supported Chelsea through the bad times and the good. .
Your trophy room is all you have left! !
Were making history not banging on about it! !
Oh. . An Torres will come good! Trust me!
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME, ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL COMIC? WHAT HISTORY IS THAT? AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE SULK THAT IS TORRES, HE'LL BE PLYING HIS HAS-BEEN TRADE AT ATLETICO MADRID BEFORE TOO LONG!
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / u supported Chelsea through the bad times my a*s* you only use to get nineteen thousand a game even now u don't sell out every game and most of your fan's can't speak english .just heard your putting your ticket price's up to 87 pound s that's about 110 euro s to your fans that s lot of money to watch el sulk hit row z every time he has a shot.so go and practice your plastic flag waveing and sing your one and only song . . .joe the red . .Y.N.W.A.
. P.S .HOPE YOU CAN TRANSLATE THIS IN TO YOUR NATIVE TONGUE. .

Where do I start? Ok. . First of all your from Liverpool! Please do not lecture anyone on English!
I've been to Anfield and Liverpool on a number of occasions and that noise you lot make is hardly something to that would be recognised as English globally!
Secondly. . Yes I was there through the bad times sitting on the concrete steps that were called the benches in the rain and the cold but I loved going every week because I was supporting what is in my eye the best football team in the world! !
I'm also over 16 so I can say and spell arse without feeling bad!
Ticket prices have gone up but we get to watch Champions League football next season. . Do you?
And as for our flags. . We'll keep them flying high!
Back under your rock please!

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15 Apr 2011 00:33:53
You Liverpool fans bang on about your history! !
We also have a history were proud of. . We supported Chelsea through the bad times and the good. .
Your trophy room is all you have left! !
Were making history not banging on about it! !
Oh. . An Torres will come good! Trust me!
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME, ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL COMIC? WHAT HISTORY IS THAT? AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE SULK THAT IS TORRES, HE'LL BE PLYING HIS HAS-BEEN TRADE AT ATLETICO MADRID BEFORE TOO LONG!
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / u supported Chelsea through the bad times my a*s* you only use to get nineteen thousand a game even now u don't sell out every game and most of your fan's can't speak english .just heard your putting your ticket price's up to 87 pound s that's about 110 euro s to your fans that s lot of money to watch el sulk hit row z every time he has a shot.so go and practice your plastic flag waveing and sing your one and only song . . .joe the red . .Y.N.W.A.
. P.S .HOPE YOU CAN TRANSLATE THIS IN TO YOUR NATIVE TONGUE. .

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