Chelsea Banter Archive October 10 2012
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10 Oct 2012 22:48:47
Hazard + Oscar + mata = hazoscata
What do you guys reckon I don't like it personly
Billy {Ed061's Note - I think they would like to be known as their birth names to be honest.}
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Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Júnior, bit of a mouth full. {Ed061's Note - It rolls off the tongue.}
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Not Oscar related but the Drog has the coolest full name. Check it out, sure to make u smile.
Marley
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11 Oct 2012 09:56:24
ok should of stopped at mazacar iv gotta agree with blueboy and everyone your taking it too far now
curt
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10 Oct 2012 20:53:52
With all this mazacar talk, how about Romram in the middle of the park, luca in middle of defence & covan as wing backs.
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10 Oct 2012 19:32:56
Ok Guys,
I'll hit you with this.
Mata and Hazard = Juazard!Samir
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Juazard?! Come on mate, REALLY?!
ELI
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Just as awful.
Tk
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Ermmmmm No
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10 Oct 2012 14:50:55
Arrrgh!
First it was Torres isn't playing well, then he started playing well, then it was that he wasn't scoring now he is.
We all know he could do better but come on give him a break he is scoring now and has scored against big teams this season, which is a good. We do need another striker but until then could we please stop hammering on him.
-BLUERAY-
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10 Oct 2012 14:37:19
Roberto Di Matteo would be a very brave man to not name Frank Lampard in his starting 11 against AVB's Spurs.
Roberto Di Matteo would be a very smart man to not name Frank Lampard in his starting 11 against AVB's Spurs.
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Agree, he'll answer that himself in about 10 days.
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Yeah I was thinking this would be an interesting talking point.
Tk
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Lampard is not working for this style of play, and he is certainly not a defensive midfielder he is always further away from the middle than Oscar.
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He doesn't cover enough ground and it may be fine against Norwich but that won't fly against spurs.
Tk
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He dropped lampard for arsenal. I'd say he'll play Ramires and mikel
Jordan
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He may have still been recovering from his knock for the arsenal match Jordan
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10 Oct 2012 13:32:23
more positive news. just looked at the premier league table and i didn't realise that we have the best defence in the league with only 4 goals conceded. and although it is the "cool" thing to criticise luiz, i think there is a reason why by the looks of it is our first choice defender (played more games than terry and cahill.) I've always said he will become world class and it seems he's starting to mature now. only criticism is his long balls which don't work anymore without drogba
Vincent
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People moan about his longballs but I feel he does that for two reasons. One to keep the defense off guard. And second is that Torres thrives on early service. You'll see that he will play balls and though Torres may not get to it he acknowledges it was a good look. Either way it beats him trying to dribble it out if the defense.
Tk
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Yep, that was his first main adjustment to the epl 2 years ago, learning to just boot the ball out of harms way.
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10 Oct 2012 11:30:47
What the hell is Mazacar?
Tommy {Ed061's Note - I believe it is a play on our three attacking mids names. Either that or some sort of Middle Eastern car company.}
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LOL!
Its Mata, Hazard and Oscar combined! And I coined the phrase...just saying.
Samir
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Its awful and can we please stop saying it...just saying
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10 Oct 2012 13:13:29
you miserable git osgood
mazacar all the way
curt
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I'm with osgood here it's rubbishe. BLUEBOY1
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Bar Humbug
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Thats what Im talkin about Curt! Mazacar is cool now.
Samir
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It does kinda suck... And sounds to similar to nascar, no offence to our American eds ;)
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Then come up with something better then guys, don't just criticize.
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Mata, Oscar and Hazard.
See what i did there? Clever i know.
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I like mata hazard Oscar BLUEBOY1
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10 Oct 2012 18:00:37
blue boy are you on commission ??
everytime you lick osgood's ear you get paid?
its easier to type mazacar than mata hazard and oscar im sure most of us dont use it infront of our mates
curt -
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I'm game with that... got a certain ring to it.
Marley
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No curt i just think its sh*t. put predictive on & it will remember mata hazard oscar, it just sounds cheesy . BLUEBOY1
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Blueboy stop the earlicking LOL..
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How about instead of Mazacar you call them the three stooges? ;-)
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11 Oct 2012 09:55:43
i didnt say ear licking lol the editor changed it :(
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10 Oct 2012 11:29:59
Chelsea vs Spurs:
I reckon Torres should start with Mazacar behind him. Ramires and Mikel as holding Midfielders with a back 4 of Cole, Cahill, Terry and Azpilicueta. On paper we should rip Spurs to pieces! Lets stick it to AVB.
Any thoughts?
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10 Oct 2012 11:56:08
Only change will be Ivan for Azpili. Want to see Marin on the bench to come on and get a bit of game time! DJ
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.....Wont Terry's four match ban be in effect?
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Stop all the hype about Marin, he is not so good as all of you guys think he is. He was bought to be a squad player not the starting XI
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Two years ago Marin was tipped to be world class. He had an injury and was outshone by the likes of ozil, khredira and now reus,gotze. He is only 23 and have amazing potential
Jordan
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10 Oct 2012 15:56:47
Marin can become world class if given the chance and stays injury free! Reports in Germany 3 years ago claimed we were ready to make a 30mil bid!! Then he got injured again and again and again!! Hence why he sold for only 7mil! DJ
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Luiz should start and would like to see Romeu ahead of Mikel.
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I want Luiz's pace in the middle when having to deal with Defoe/bale/Lennon.
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TK if you want more pace in the middle its Romeu, Luiz is not a defensive midfielder, stop saying he needs to play there its not gonna work or happend.
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You misunderstood me. I meant middle of defense. Apologies.
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Pretty sure Tk meant Luiz in central defence. Also, Romeu is not what I would call quick.
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If we want pace why don't we through rami in the middle of the park? He is the only player with pace that gets played there.
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U mean throw?
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You really need to ask mate?
Melbourne CFC
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